Things that I learnt watching bb videos

[dark]

This thread is supposed to be humorous. I am sure other porn genres have even funnier and more awkward situations. Anyway let's go

1. A pissed off girl who is busting your balls will ask you if you like it every 10 seconds. (femaledom)

2. Every time you do something wrong from sleeping a lot to burning down the house the punishment is the same: 10 minutes ballbusting (ballbusting universe, kinky kicks)

3. Every house has only one corner that people can interact (kicked and abused, nut crunch central, suburban sensations, brat princess)

4. Chinese are small (ballbusting pornstars)

5. Slavic people can have a 10-15 min dialogue by using only only two words: fuck you! bitch! (femaledom)

6. Ballbuting makes you fat (kicked and abused)

7. Sometimes nightclubs, kitchens, and basements look like the same dungeon (kinky kicks, ballbusting universe)

8. It is very notmal to see your boyfriend, a friend, a pizzaman naked wearing only a SWAT Balaclava Hood (kinky kicks, ballbusting universe, ballbusting legends)

9. If you are an American surrounded by lesbians and crack whores, you can't have an erection (Nut Crunch Cental)

10. If you are Slav surrounded by smoking hot chicks, you also can't have an erection... [wtf] (Femaledom)

11. The urban myth that says: Tall guys= short dick, short guys= big dick, is absolutely wrong (ballbusting world)

12. Jesus Christ got ballbusted on the cross (ballbusting world)


-Feel free to continue the list-

[Zatark]

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[pkmn123]

:Baahaha::ibow4u::Baahaha:

Well done. Too much mental work goes into ignoring the details and getting into the fantasy.

[donkeyfish]

well done sir on becomming the worlds first bb comic. your post made me chuckle.

Personally I always thought the guy from ballbusting world looked more like Cat Stevens than Jesus

[skipperbob]

The most often used phrase in BB vids - "You like that? Huh? Huh?"

Drives me up the wall. If you can't say anything intelligent, just shut up and kick! Most of us are watching for the action anyway, not the dialogue!

[Knave]

CAT STEVENS!!!! You're right, David is like the perfect cross between christ and Cat Stevens!!! Now I want to see him get kicked to "Peace Train". AHAHAHA!!!!

One thing I learned from BB videos: Guys who don't want to be kicked in the nuts stand with their legs spread, hips out, within striking distance of angry women :)

-Knave(EM)

[mick_sl8ter]

4. Chinese are small (ballbusting pornstars)
Poor Eric. :D

9. If you are an American surrounded by lesbians and crack whores, you can't have an erection (Nut Crunch Cental)
Hahahahaha

10. If you are Slav surrounded by smoking hot chicks, you also can't have an erection... [wtf] (Femaledom)
Seems like ballbusting makes you impotent.

12. Jesus Christ got ballbusted on the cross (ballbusting world)
:D
http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/god-hates-fags.jpg
Will these people get mad now you said this ?
Or will they get involved ?
http://i56.tinypic.com/2zrjeo4.png
-Feel free to continue the list-

:ibow4u::ibow4u::ibow4u:

[bustedm]

Thanks to ballbusting you'll regret showing up to any job interviews.
Since this will really hinder your ability to earn a living, you may have to resort to crime to get money. Again, thanks to ballbusting you may regret becoming a burglar.

[dzwitch]

:jumpsmile:jumpsmile:jumpsmile:jumpsmile:jumpsmile
Very funny indeed




6. Ballbuting makes you fat (kicked and abused)


this one might be true, ********* dogs tend to become fat due to the lack of testosterone :jumpsmile:jumpsmile

[Karnage]

I thought i was the only one who was bothered enough about setting a mood to actually notice these things...
To me, it's very important to be sucked into a fantasy. She has to be doing what shes doing for a reason...
I'm sorry, but, If she is, shes asking you if you like it, WHY?!

[dark]

Thanks to ballbusting you'll regret showing up to any job interviews.
Since this will really hinder your ability to earn a living, you may have to resort to crime to get money. Again, thanks to ballbusting you may regret becoming a burglar.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA ...and you know what will happen if they arrest you!

[kerrpop]

Thanks to ballbusting you'll regret showing up to any job interviews.
Since this will really hinder your ability to earn a living, you may have to resort to crime to get money. Again, thanks to ballbusting you may regret becoming a burglar.

I disagree. Ballbusting gives you confidence to face any challenge. How can going to a job interview be any worse than getting tied up and blasted in the crotch repeatedly? If you can deal with that, you can deal with anything.

[Xelnaga]

I disagree. Ballbusting gives you confidence to face any challenge. How can going to a job interview be any worse than getting tied up and blasted in the crotch repeatedly? If you can deal with that, you can deal with anything.

Except for the fact that's exactly what you would now expect to happen when you arrive.

[ciprianouu]

2. Every time you do something wrong from sleeping a lot to burning down the house the punishment is the same: 10 minutes ballbusting (ballbusting universe, kinky kicks)
Oh, if this happened in real life...

Great post. :thumbup

[caspernz]

I disagree. Ballbusting gives you confidence to face any challenge. How can going to a job interview be any worse than getting tied up and blasted in the crotch repeatedly? If you can deal with that, you can deal with anything.

Haha, yep! In my circle of friends is a woman who uses the expression 'if you don't...(choose whatever command suits)....then I'll kick you in the nuts' which arouses me, needless to say.

It took a long time for the opportunity, but when I could respond to her along the lines of: Oh yes please, do you want me on my knees? Facing you or away? And can I beg for more kicks too?

She looked completely lost for words, but it was a talking point for months afterwards.

[jedg1980]

Lol, great post. I always wondered howthe guys in the femaledom videos could not have an errection. The girls are always smoking hot!?! I dont care how many times they crushed my balls, i would still have an errection.

[dark]

Thank you guys for your nice feedback. Let's make the list bigger:

14. In Japan, white briefs are always in fashion! (all japanese videos)

15. *kick in the balls. "say thank you" -"thank you mistress" WTF??? (brat princess, kicked and abused, clubdom)

16. A woman that finds you disgusting for being a pervert and masturbating, soon she will take off here clothes and masturbate too... or give you a blowjob (ballbusting pornstars)

17.ballbusters don't know how to count: 3 kicks means 3 kicks not 4.5 (ballbusting legends)