Richter
12-10-2012, 11:25 AM
I've been around here for a long time and I always laugh when I see some of the newbies post something like "Does anyone have a clip where the girl is between the ages of 25 and 27, over six feet tall, wearing a Captain America costume, and kicking Hitler in the balls while singing 'God Bless America' backwards?" They are the ones that see a great clip and then say, "It was good, but it would have been better if her sleeves were rolled up, then it would be hot!"
I'm just wondering why my perfect, completely unattainable esoteric clip would be. Rule 34 of the internet says if it exists, there must be porn of it. Rule 35 says if no porn of it exists, it will be made. So maybe one day we'll get our super-specific clips.
Let's see... mine... Hmm... I'm realizing to do this, I'm going to have to act like the other kind of newbie who just writes out his fantasy for no reason.. heh...
I think that it would be a woman returning to her boyfriend after an argument where he hit her. She brings along a friend and offers a three way to apologize for the argument, setting him up and telling him that she was wrong to argue. The girls are good looking, but not models. Believable girls. Big bouncy butts and boobs on one, athletic on the other. There's something about each of them that makes them instantly identifiable and different. Like a very hispanic girl and a goth girl or a peppy blonde and an older woman, maybe her step mother. They start getting romantic with the guy and get him undressed and they get about half-undressed, then they signal each other and hit him in the balls, then start kicking the crap out of him and verbally abusing him. They tie him down bent over and the ex-girlfriend rails him with a strap on while they verbally abuse him. Then they untie him and kick him around a little more. Finally they start jerking him and when he cums, they punch him in the balls. Then one keeps jerking him while the other holds him and they hit him in the nads from time to time. This goes on a long time with lots of verbal threats of ********** and verbal abuse. After a long time, when he's shooting blanks, one of them leaves and comes back with something to finish him off. A knife or a baseball bat or a claw hammer or something. Fade out as she moves in.
I'm just wondering why my perfect, completely unattainable esoteric clip would be. Rule 34 of the internet says if it exists, there must be porn of it. Rule 35 says if no porn of it exists, it will be made. So maybe one day we'll get our super-specific clips.
Let's see... mine... Hmm... I'm realizing to do this, I'm going to have to act like the other kind of newbie who just writes out his fantasy for no reason.. heh...
I think that it would be a woman returning to her boyfriend after an argument where he hit her. She brings along a friend and offers a three way to apologize for the argument, setting him up and telling him that she was wrong to argue. The girls are good looking, but not models. Believable girls. Big bouncy butts and boobs on one, athletic on the other. There's something about each of them that makes them instantly identifiable and different. Like a very hispanic girl and a goth girl or a peppy blonde and an older woman, maybe her step mother. They start getting romantic with the guy and get him undressed and they get about half-undressed, then they signal each other and hit him in the balls, then start kicking the crap out of him and verbally abusing him. They tie him down bent over and the ex-girlfriend rails him with a strap on while they verbally abuse him. Then they untie him and kick him around a little more. Finally they start jerking him and when he cums, they punch him in the balls. Then one keeps jerking him while the other holds him and they hit him in the nads from time to time. This goes on a long time with lots of verbal threats of ********** and verbal abuse. After a long time, when he's shooting blanks, one of them leaves and comes back with something to finish him off. A knife or a baseball bat or a claw hammer or something. Fade out as she moves in.