juggalosnyder
05-29-2014, 01:33 PM
The Best Ballbusting Football Game
Both opponents must make it across the field to the end zone to score a touch down.
Coin Toss: Female calls which ball she thinks will hurt more after a kick, (left or right). After kick the football is given to the one who called it.
Punt Return: Male takes to the hiking position and receives a kick, the ball is then turned over.
First Play (Laidies First):
Kick off
Female stands behind the male, while male remains in the bent over HIKE position. Female yells “HIKE!” and punts the male’s balls. If the male remains standing and does not let go of the football, it is received and the football is in the caller’s possession. If the male does not drop the ball/ but falls to his knees, the football has been caught but also counts as a first down. If the football is dropped and the male falls it is considered an interception and the football returns to the others possession.
Trying to make it down the field with your balls (Male):
Male Possession
When the male is in possession of the ball he must attempt to make it down the field by taking four hits to the balls without falling down. If the male is successfully standing after taking all four hits without falling down twice it is considered a touchdown and a field goal. However if the male Falls down twice during any point in the play it is considered a down and must endure four new hits.
If the male collects four downs there is an immediate turnover and a punt return is required.
Making it down the field, and taking out his balls (Female)
Female Possession
When the female is in the possession of the ball she must throw the football at the male’s balls. For every time the football strikes the male in the balls and the male falls down it is considered caught and the play continues with the ball in female possession and no down is issued. A touchdown is called after the male falls four times and is kicked for the field goal.
If the female throws the ball and strikes the male in the balls, and the male does not fall down, she may (once per turnover) run and kick the males balls in an attempt to get him to the floor. If after the kick the male falls, no down is counted. However if the kick also fails to floor the male it is counted as a down.
If the throw misses his balls entirely, a down is counted and the next play begins. After four downs, the football is turned over to the male in the form of a punt return.
The winner is declared when the decided score limit is reached, time has run out, or the male forfeits the game.
Penalties
Hard-On in the field: If the erection lasts more than two plays the opposing team must take the testicals in hand and squeeze the erection away.
False Start: If the male blocks any of the busters groin strikes he must then return to an open leg position with eyes closed and receive a free strike.
To many kicks: If the female becomes overly competitive and begins kicking the guys balls over and over she should be thanked and bought a sexy athletic outfit because there is a star athlete craving to be the best out there on the field, and she’s proving it through your balls!
Both opponents must make it across the field to the end zone to score a touch down.
Coin Toss: Female calls which ball she thinks will hurt more after a kick, (left or right). After kick the football is given to the one who called it.
Punt Return: Male takes to the hiking position and receives a kick, the ball is then turned over.
First Play (Laidies First):
Kick off
Female stands behind the male, while male remains in the bent over HIKE position. Female yells “HIKE!” and punts the male’s balls. If the male remains standing and does not let go of the football, it is received and the football is in the caller’s possession. If the male does not drop the ball/ but falls to his knees, the football has been caught but also counts as a first down. If the football is dropped and the male falls it is considered an interception and the football returns to the others possession.
Trying to make it down the field with your balls (Male):
Male Possession
When the male is in possession of the ball he must attempt to make it down the field by taking four hits to the balls without falling down. If the male is successfully standing after taking all four hits without falling down twice it is considered a touchdown and a field goal. However if the male Falls down twice during any point in the play it is considered a down and must endure four new hits.
If the male collects four downs there is an immediate turnover and a punt return is required.
Making it down the field, and taking out his balls (Female)
Female Possession
When the female is in the possession of the ball she must throw the football at the male’s balls. For every time the football strikes the male in the balls and the male falls down it is considered caught and the play continues with the ball in female possession and no down is issued. A touchdown is called after the male falls four times and is kicked for the field goal.
If the female throws the ball and strikes the male in the balls, and the male does not fall down, she may (once per turnover) run and kick the males balls in an attempt to get him to the floor. If after the kick the male falls, no down is counted. However if the kick also fails to floor the male it is counted as a down.
If the throw misses his balls entirely, a down is counted and the next play begins. After four downs, the football is turned over to the male in the form of a punt return.
The winner is declared when the decided score limit is reached, time has run out, or the male forfeits the game.
Penalties
Hard-On in the field: If the erection lasts more than two plays the opposing team must take the testicals in hand and squeeze the erection away.
False Start: If the male blocks any of the busters groin strikes he must then return to an open leg position with eyes closed and receive a free strike.
To many kicks: If the female becomes overly competitive and begins kicking the guys balls over and over she should be thanked and bought a sexy athletic outfit because there is a star athlete craving to be the best out there on the field, and she’s proving it through your balls!