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milton36
10-20-2014, 02:28 PM
Sorry my english, this story happened a few years ago ...

I was a very shy teenager, 15 years old. At that time sometimes appear some questions about sexuality that are funny now but at the time caused distress ... ;)
I was worried because sometimes my balls was low, looked like it was swollen for no reason (everyone knows that this happens on a warm day, the testicles go away from the body to decrease the temperature). But anyway, it was distressing me to the point that I made an appointment with the pediatrician who used to consult me in childhood ...

She was very beautiful, some 40 years old, no kidding, seemed Denise Barbosa from Globonews brasilian tv, until the voice was similar (search on google ...) :)
I was alone, of course, entered the room, she told me: "hello, I remember that you had asthma, this is the problem now?"
"No, doctor, I think there's something wrong with me, I feel bad sometimes, I get a headache, etc."
She realized that I was too embarrassed to talk about the problem: "can talk, you do not have anything I have not seen yet ..."
I explained the "problem". Obviously she realized it was totally normal, but she began to examine me, she wore gloves and told me to take off my pants and underwear, and stand

She put a stool and sat in front of me, crossed her legs, asked me to spread my legs a bit (!) And examined my genitals, I think it took about 3 minutes (I do not know if it's because I was tense, I thought it took too long!). :confused:

She examined each testicle with both hands. She placed the index and middle fingers under the testicle with the thumbs placed on top. Rolled the testicle gently between the thumbs and fingers... Sometimes she looked me in the face, grinning, while she was checking up my testicles... And I visibly uncomfortable... After all, the doctor cupped my balls, seemed to feel the weight, I donīt know...

The doctor began to explain, very didactically: "everything is fine, on a hot day like today, the testicles go away from the body because sperm can not tolerate heat; on a cold day, they stay near the body ..."
To my surprise, she repeated: "on a hot day, the ballsac falls to cool the sperm ..." then, she grabbed my balls and pulled slightly down !! She was holding about 5 seconds looking me in the eyes, very serious!
"and on a cold day, the testicles goes up ..." and she pushed my balls up, pressing lightly against my pelvis, did not actually hurt, but I felt discomfort ...
"Another very important thing is to do self-examination from time to time, looking for lumps that may be testicular cancer, I have examined and there is nothing; it is rare, but it happens in young men"
"or ask your girlfriend to do for you!" and laughed ... :iluvu:
"always use condoms"
"Another thing, if you have an angry girlfriend, be careful not to bother her, some women love to kick in the balls, when they are angry!" and laughed again .. :loveeyes
Better consultation of my life ...

tobby
10-24-2014, 07:24 AM
"Another thing, if you have an angry girlfriend, be careful not to bother her, some women love to kick in the balls, when they are angry!" and laughed again .. :loveeyes
Did she really said that? Amazing! :wooow

mick_sl8ter
10-25-2014, 01:24 PM
I read your story ! Your English is better than my Portuguese !
I have been to Brazil several times.
If you like to take a trip you could come to Holland, Amsterdam. And I could introduce you to my world of sexual perversions, provided you can be discrete !


Sorry my english, this story happened a few years ago ...

I was a very shy teenager, 15 years old. At that time sometimes appear some questions about sexuality that are funny now but at the time caused distress ... ;)
I was worried because sometimes my balls was low, looked like it was swollen for no reason (everyone knows that this happens on a warm day, the testicles go away from the body to decrease the temperature). But anyway, it was distressing me to the point that I made an appointment with the pediatrician who used to consult me in childhood ...

She was very beautiful, some 40 years old, no kidding, seemed Denise Barbosa from Globonews brasilian tv, until the voice was similar (search on google ...) :)
I was alone, of course, entered the room, she told me: "hello, I remember that you had asthma, this is the problem now?"
"No, doctor, I think there's something wrong with me, I feel bad sometimes, I get a headache, etc."
She realized that I was too embarrassed to talk about the problem: "can talk, you do not have anything I have not seen yet ..."
I explained the "problem". Obviously she realized it was totally normal, but she began to examine me, she wore gloves and told me to take off my pants and underwear, and stand

She put a stool and sat in front of me, crossed her legs, asked me to spread my legs a bit (!) And examined my genitals, I think it took about 3 minutes (I do not know if it's because I was tense, I thought it took too long!). :confused:

She examined each testicle with both hands. She placed the index and middle fingers under the testicle with the thumbs placed on top. Rolled the testicle gently between the thumbs and fingers... Sometimes she looked me in the face, grinning, while she was checking up my testicles... And I visibly uncomfortable... After all, the doctor cupped my balls, seemed to feel the weight, I donīt know...

The doctor began to explain, very didactically: "everything is fine, on a hot day like today, the testicles go away from the body because sperm can not tolerate heat; on a cold day, they stay near the body ..."
To my surprise, she repeated: "on a hot day, the ballsac falls to cool the sperm ..." then, she grabbed my balls and pulled slightly down !! She was holding about 5 seconds looking me in the eyes, very serious!
"and on a cold day, the testicles goes up ..." and she pushed my balls up, pressing lightly against my pelvis, did not actually hurt, but I felt discomfort ...
"Another very important thing is to do self-examination from time to time, looking for lumps that may be testicular cancer, I have examined and there is nothing; it is rare, but it happens in young men"
"or ask your girlfriend to do for you!" and laughed ... :iluvu:
"always use condoms"
"Another thing, if you have an angry girlfriend, be careful not to bother her, some women love to kick in the balls, when they are angry!" and laughed again .. :loveeyes
Better consultation of my life ...

milton36
10-26-2014, 06:34 PM
I'm sure she enjoyed taking the exam ... She was smiling throughout the consultation and made a few jokes at the end ... :loveeyes

Generally, it is more professional and lacks sexual connotation. But in my dirty mind, there was clearly a relationship of power, since it was a woman looking at the genitals of a young man, and I was very embarrassed about it ...
I had to stand naked in front of her. And she was in total control. Testicles are soft and vulnerable and strategically located.

You would be surprised about what women tell when they think no men is watching... In my dirty mind, she likes to report this story, bragging to her friends... :wooow

darkwing
11-04-2014, 06:55 PM
I think she was just trying to use humor to help you relax for the exam. You didn't mention if you had an erection during the exam. Of course, it sounds more intriguing to fill in her thoughts with sexual innuendo if you have a dirty mind. ;)

Unfortunately, these docs see so many genitals in a work/professional setting that they just don't get sexually excited about seeing them in the exam room. The doc also knows that if she shows any hint of wanting to develop a sexual relationship with a patient, she could lose her license. :(

Anyways, glad to hear everything was normal.

mick_sl8ter
11-04-2014, 11:40 PM
I think she was just trying to use humor to help you relax for the exam. You didn't mention if you had an erection during the exam. Of course, it sounds more intriguing to fill in her thoughts with sexual innuendo if you have a dirty mind. ;)

Unfortunately, these docs see so many genitals in a work/professional setting that they just don't get sexually excited about seeing them in the exam room. The doc also knows that if she shows any hint of wanting to develop a sexual relationship with a patient, she could lose her license. :(

Anyways, glad to hear everything was normal.

Thank you for sharing your boring vision on reality. However this is just your perception of what might have actually occurred.

To the topic poster: all memories are your personal perception of reality. If it really happened this way in your perception, then those events really did occur as described, at least in your perception. Do not let boring people like darkwing take away your memories. Free your mind, think out of the box, and eventually your mind will shape reality as you see it.

kdunstfan
11-05-2014, 04:01 AM
Thank you for sharing your boring vision on reality. However this is just your perception of what might have actually occurred.

To the topic poster: all memories are your personal perception of reality. If it really happened this way in your perception, then those events really did occur as described, at least in your perception. Do not let boring people like darkwing take away your memories. Free your mind, think out of the box, and eventually your mind will shape reality as you see it.

Holy fuck...you pretty much always reply with retarded shit.

mick_sl8ter
11-05-2014, 10:09 AM
Holy fuck...you pretty much always reply with retarded shit.

I am not the only one... I hope one day you will join us...


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