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lovetap
10-23-2004, 06:34 PM
Hey, could you guys think of any tv characters that have it in them to be ballbusters if the subject was allowed on television?

Here are some candidates:

Abby from Knots Landing - played by Donna Mills.

Buffy Summers - check out sex with Spike in season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Xena - played by Lucy Lawless - this one's a slam dunk.

Dr. Kimberly Shaw from Melrose Place- played by Marcia Cross

Dr. Lillith Sternun (played by Bebe Neuwirth) on Cheers and Frasier

Debra Barone (played by Patricia Heaton) from Everybody Loves Raymond - check out the episode about Ray's enjoyment of angry sex.


Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazzard (played by Catherine Bach) - this one is a bit iffy.

Agree? Disagree? Other suggestions?

thornapple
10-23-2004, 07:34 PM
How about:

Ellie May Clampett - Donna Douglas (Beverly Hillbillies)

Mary Ann Summers - Dawn Wells (Gilligan's Island)

Roseanne Connor - Roseanne Barr (Roseanne)

Mary Ellen Walton - Judy Norton (The Walton's)

Cora Beth Godsey - Ronnie Claire Edwards (The Waltons)

Nellie Olsen - Allison Arngrim (Little House On the Prarie)

Harriet Olsen - Katherine MacGregor (Little House On the Prarie)

Trouble
10-24-2004, 01:30 AM
Hey, could you guys think of any tv characters that have it in them to be ballbusters if the subject was allowed on television?
"IF???"


Abby from Knots Landing - played by Donna Mills.
Doubt it.


Buffy Summers - check out sex with Spike in season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2, episode: "Innocence" Sarah Michelle Gellar busts Angelus.
Seaon 5, episode: "I Was Made To Love You" Sarah Michelle Gellar busts "puffy Xander"


Xena - played by Lucy Lawless - this one's a slam dunk.
Lucy Lawless does kick a ninja in the nuts.


Dr. Kimberly Shaw from Melrose Place- played by Marcia Cross
Maybe.


Dr. Lillith Sternun (played by Bebe Neuwirth) on Cheers and Frasier
Definitely.


Debra Barone (played by Patricia Heaton) from Everybody Loves Raymond - check out the episode about Ray's enjoyment of angry sex.
Yup.


Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazzard (played by Catherine Bach) - this one is a bit iffy.
Try the Dukes of Hazzard movie, where Daisy Duke is played by Cynthia Rothrock. Does Rothrock kick a LOT of balls in her movie career? Hell, yes.

Trouble
10-24-2004, 01:44 AM
Ellie May Clampett - Donna Douglas (Beverly Hillbillies)
I'd bet money on it. (See Beverly Hillbillies movie [1993] for bust by Erica Eleniak, playing same character.)


Mary Ann Summers - Dawn Wells (Gilligan's Island)
No, not Mary Ann! She seemed so... nice! ;)


Roseanne Connor - Roseanne Barr (Roseanne)
In series, at least twice. Self-defense class episode and weight loss episode.


Mary Ellen Walton - Judy Norton (The Walton's)
The WALTONS?!? Yer a sick man.


Cora Beth Godsey - Ronnie Claire Edwards (The Waltons)
The WALTONS?!? Yer sick! Sick sick sick! I like it.


Nellie Olsen - Allison Arngrim (Little House On the Prarie)
Ha! Good shot!


Harriet Olsen - Katherine MacGregor (Little House On the Prarie)
Absolutely. I'd pay five bucks to see that.

lovetap
10-24-2004, 05:50 AM
Trouble, I remember Buffy's kick on Angelus. I meant not in self-defense. Although, she pretty much had him beat already.

lovetap
10-24-2004, 05:51 AM
Thornapple, Nellie Olson was really an inspired choice. :)

thornapple
10-24-2004, 08:08 AM
Here's a few more:

Endora - Agnes Morehead (Bewitched)

Serena - Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)

Lucy (Charlie Brown)

Margaret (Hot Lips) Houlihan - Loretta Swit (M.A.S.H.)

Trouble
10-24-2004, 10:43 PM
Lucy (Charlie Brown)
LUCY?!? Oh, my God, I'm gonnah puke from laughing so hard....

How about Lucy jumping up and kicking Linus Van Pelt and Charlie Brown simultaneously, a la many a naughty Hong kong martial arts flick?

Magnum
10-26-2004, 09:10 AM
I can't think of here name but there was a gal on the series "Mission Impossible" that kicked a guy in the balls once. It was awsome to see when I was young and "Ball kicking" wasn't what it is today.

imlost568
11-03-2004, 10:22 PM
go to www.legswatcher.com

Trouble
11-05-2004, 12:39 AM
Terri Hatcher - Lois on 'Lois and Clark'

toybag_cellphone
11-06-2004, 10:06 AM
Kagome, from Inuyasha.

Then again, I've always felt the rosary was in the wrong place.....

ChiefSoreballs
02-29-2008, 08:18 AM
Kelly Bundy from Married with Children, played by Christina Applegate.

Would have probably kicked her brother several times in each episode

ballstothewalls
03-02-2008, 12:49 PM
OMG!!! no mention of Jessica Alba in Dark Angel, tsk tsk tsk

gusano
03-03-2008, 03:02 PM
sure. I like them , Jessica Alba overall , but guys.....

Natasha Henstridge in she spies!!