Careful what you ask for

[oldphart]

I once made the mistake of laughing at a lady when she threatened to kick my ass. She replied with an elbow to my gut and a kick to my head. While I was down she stomped on my balls.

It only took seconds but she totally demolished me.

I found it totally embarrasing (it took place in public) yet strangely exciting -- that is, when I recovered.

[me_no_wimp]

I like the sound of the kick and the stomp. What did she have on her feet?

[oldphart]

Sandals. White sandals. Lovely white sandals