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Bloke
06-30-2006, 01:49 PM
"JAMES BOND movie-makers are struggling over the new version of CASINO ROYALE - because the story features a scene where 007's testicles are thrashed with a carpet beater.


Producers want the 2006 movie to be as close to SIR IAN FLEMING's novel as possible, so have committed to recreating the scene in which Bond is held captive by baddie LE CHIFFRE. In the novel, the villain tells Bond - to be played by DANIEL CRAIG - "I intend to continue attacking the sensitive parts of your body until you answer my question."



Director MARTIN CAMPBELL says, "I'm still not sure how I will film that scene."


:autogun

Bremuse0
06-30-2006, 02:24 PM
Too bad its a guy doing it.

testiclats
06-30-2006, 03:12 PM
Wow the great and mighty James Bond gets his BALLS busted! hahaha that's great...

More details anyone? What exactly is done to his nuts? IS any permanent damage done?

I bet the people making the new movie don't want to show Bond being ballbusted and his manhood humiliated like that...

If they have a problem with that, why not just have him get revenge after he escapes (you know he will escape) by rupturing the bad guy's testicles? lol... now that's a good movie! haha

P.S. - I agree it would be better if it was a girl doing it... BUT... the idea has promise IF there is revenge taken on the bad guy's nuts! If I was making the movie I would have James Bond's girlfriend rescue him from the ballbusting... she would sneak up on the bad guy while he was torturing James, and knock him out, then tie him up and when he woke up, she would get some pliers and pop his balls in revenge for him hurting her precious james! Hehehe! Now THAT's a movie!

pulleddown
06-30-2006, 03:35 PM
The scene involves a carpet "beater brush" and Bond tied to a chair with a hole cut in the bottom. He is threatened with his balls being beat into oblivion.

try
06-30-2006, 05:55 PM
"JAMES BOND movie-makers are struggling over the new version of CASINO ROYALE - because the story features a scene where 007's testicles are thrashed with a carpet beater.


Producers want the 2006 movie to be as close to SIR IAN FLEMING's novel as possible, so have committed to recreating the scene in which Bond is held captive by baddie LE CHIFFRE. In the novel, the villain tells Bond - to be played by DANIEL CRAIG - "I intend to continue attacking the sensitive parts of your body until you answer my question."



Director MARTIN CAMPBELL says, "I'm still not sure how I will film that scene."


:autogun

Nothing new. Remember Goldfinger? Bond came within a whisker of being ********* by a laser.

Trouble
06-30-2006, 11:21 PM
Nothing new. Remember Goldfinger? Bond came within a whisker of being ********* by a laser.
And what about the classic Bambi and Thumper "We're going to have a BALL!" scene in... uh... that OTHER James Bond flick...

David_B
07-01-2006, 03:10 PM
If you look carefully, I'm pretty sure there's a knee in Octopussy too. It's when a bunch of girls storm the building from hot air balloons, just happens in the background.

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Trouble
07-02-2006, 01:28 AM
If you look carefully, I'm pretty sure there's a knee in Octopussy too. It's when a bunch of girls storm the building from hot air balloons, just happens in the background.

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I saw it! That was typical James Bond bullshit; all the villains were male, and the authorities (the side of good) were all chicks. Ian Fleming should have been shot.

crushee
07-02-2006, 04:47 AM
As far I remember reading Sir Ian Fleming's book, there is no permanent damage, James Bond is sent to the hospital, and a few days (or hours!) later, he has an affair with a nurse in order to make sure everything is allright!

curious
07-02-2006, 05:15 AM
Nothing new. Remember Goldfinger? Bond came within a whisker of being ********* by a laser.

I believe in the novel he is about to be ********* when the baddie gets interupted. The novel is somewhat descriptive about the abuse too if my memory serves right.

David_B
07-02-2006, 03:49 PM
I saw it! That was typical James Bond bullshit; all the villains were male, and the authorities (the side of good) were all chicks. Ian Fleming should have been shot.
I remember Octopussy mainly because a page three model I liked had a bit part in the film, and I think was also one of the dancers in the opening sequence. Her name is Janine Andrews, she was slightly famous in the UK for dating the bass player from Duran Duran, who were massive at the time... I'm not sure if Janine was the girl who did the knee, but, well, I hope it was!

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1631/160103andrews1p6wq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

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Trouble
07-02-2006, 09:34 PM
[B]I remember Octopussy mainly because a page three model I liked had a bit part in the film, and I think was also one of the dancers in the opening sequence. Her name is Janine Andrews, she was slightly famous in the UK for dating the bass player from Duran Duran, who were massive at the time... I'm not sure if Janine was the girl who did the knee, but, well, I hope it was!]
The knee toward the start? I think we;re talking about two different things. Remember the chick army riding on camels that wipes out the baddies' base at the very end? There is a kick in there.

They make all this BB SO hard to keep track of!!!

And that Jamie Andrews chick again, unless the software strips it because it is a repeat (golly, but it bears repitition, no?):

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1631/160103andrews1p6wq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

David_B
07-03-2006, 02:33 PM
The knee toward the start? I think we;re talking about two different things. Remember the chick army riding on camels that wipes out the baddies' base at the very end? There is a kick in there.
Yes, that's the bit I mean. The part at the end when Bond and Q arrive in a hot air balloon and Octopussy's girls beat up everyone... I think this was possibly the last entertaining bond film ever made. There should be a remake of Live and Let Die, now that's entertainment!

Sadly, I don't recall any bb in The Spy Who Loved Me, but I had to attach a pic of my favourite bond girl, Barbara Bach. Imagine looking into those green eyes, and then Wham! The stuff that dreams are made of.

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/3364/barbarabach1so.th.jpg (http://img477.imageshack.us/my.php?image=barbarabach1so.jpg)

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try
07-04-2006, 07:50 PM
If you look carefully, I'm pretty sure there's a knee in Octopussy too. It's when a bunch of girls storm the building from hot air balloons, just happens in the background.

David B.
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Wasn't there a quick scene of a girl clad in harem type clothing slamming a rifle butt into a male groin? I could be wrong as I remember the film mainly because of the role of ex miss UK Carolyn Seaward, an incredibly well built blond. I still have a pic of her from that time, she looked so powerful, and she apparently was trained in self defence. She had a fling with a British royal, don't know if her knee ever endangered the royal lineage.

But Bond films don't portray such things realistically. For a really good kick in the nuts I'd recommend a 1969 war film called Play Dirty. A character played by Caroline Pickles does just that! Her boot in a guys nuts looks really painful!

David_B
07-05-2006, 02:48 PM
Wasn't there a quick scene of a girl clad in harem type clothing slamming a rifle butt into a male groin? I could be wrong as I remember the film mainly because of the role of ex miss UK Carolyn Seaward, an incredibly well built blond. I still have a pic of her from that time, she looked so powerful, and she apparently was trained in self defence. She had a fling with a British royal, don't know if her knee ever endangered the royal lineage.
Hello Try,

I once bought a book called "Self-Defence for Women", and the model demonstrating how to defend herself was Carolyn Seaward. I recall from her bio that she was capable in martial arts, trained by a former S.A.S. I believe. She wore a blue tracksuit on the cover, and was kneeing a guy in his nuts, and inside there were many more kicks to the attacker's genitals, in these she was dressed in tight blue drainpipe jeans and white plimsolls.

I remember one piece of advice from the book, which was "if someone points a gun at you like this, do exactly what he says". Hmm some defence!

David B.
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try
07-05-2006, 08:03 PM
Hello Try,

I once bought a book called "Self-Defence for Women", and the model demonstrating how to defend herself was Carolyn Seaward. I recall from her bio that she was capable in martial arts, trained by a former S.A.S. I believe. She wore a blue tracksuit on the cover, and was kneeing a guy in his nuts, and inside there were many more kicks to the attacker's genitals, in these she was dressed in tight blue drainpipe jeans and white plimsolls.

I remember one piece of advice from the book, which was "if someone points a gun at you like this, do exactly what he says". Hmm some defence!

David B.
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http://www.ballbustinggoddess.com/Samples/Updates.html

Carolyn Seaward in tight jeans kicking a mans genitals? The thought has sent me into ecstacy! Do you still have the book? Could pics from it be submitted here? I do have pics of her demonstrating her self defence techniques, but they are from a newspaper of many years ago, so not in great condition.
That scene in Octopussy where she is guiding the villian around the home of Octopussy, while clad in not a lot, well, thats perhaps why I can't remember much else about the film! And the thought of gazing into her lovely tits and then feeling her knee in my balls, well, I've dreamed of it many times!

In case you hadn't noticed I'm quite keen on Carolyn!

Trouble
07-06-2006, 12:01 AM
I remember one piece of advice from the book, which was "if someone points a gun at you like this, do exactly what he says". Hmm some defence!
Aw, MAN, f someone points a gun at yo' head, the best defense IS to do what s/he says!

Unless, of course... your name is Neo and you are... The One.

David_B
07-06-2006, 03:51 PM
Aw, MAN, f someone points a gun at yo' head, the best defense IS to do what s/he says!

Unless, of course... your name is Neo and you are... The One.
In that case, I take my sarcasm back, that was pretty good advice after all!

David B.
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David_B
07-06-2006, 03:54 PM
Carolyn Seaward in tight jeans kicking a mans genitals? The thought has sent me into ecstacy! Do you still have the book? Could pics from it be submitted here? I do have pics of her demonstrating her self defence techniques, but they are from a newspaper of many years ago, so not in great condition.
That scene in Octopussy where she is guiding the villian around the home of Octopussy, while clad in not a lot, well, thats perhaps why I can't remember much else about the film! And the thought of gazing into her lovely tits and then feeling her knee in my balls, well, I've dreamed of it many times!

In case you hadn't noticed I'm quite keen on Carolyn!
I wish I did still have the book, I can remember some of the pictures from it very clearly, including a knife-hand strike to an attackers groin, and would love to see them again.

I do have another book from the same period, which also features tight slacks on another model (it's Pat Butler's "Self-Defence for Women", same title, different book). I suppose it was partly the fashion of the time, but I have to agree with the authors in both cases that tight jeans on girls and genital kicking definitely go well together.

David B.
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rooster
07-06-2006, 06:47 PM
Too bad its a guy doing it.
indeed:confused: :confused: :confused:

try
07-07-2006, 12:31 PM
I wish I did still have the book, I can remember some of the pictures from it very clearly, including a knife-hand strike to an attackers groin, and would love to see them again.

I do have another book from the same period, which also features tight slacks on another model (it's Pat Butler's "Self-Defence for Women", same title, different book). I suppose it was partly the fashion of the time, but I have to agree with the authors in both cases that tight jeans on girls and genital kicking definitely go well together.

David B.
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http://www.ballbustinggoddess.com/Samples/Updates.html


Funny how so many womens self defence pics feature attractive women sexily dressed. I wonder if some are made for the male eye?

crushed
07-09-2006, 06:20 PM
For those of you who have expressed interest in self defense pics there is a Yahoo group called bbsd. This contains a few old black and white pictures from a variety of self defense books so for some of you it may be a trip down memory lane.

poolman2
07-10-2006, 01:36 AM
Crushed,

Do you happen to have the exact name, url, or link for the Yahoo group bbsd?

I'm dying to get photos of Mary Conroy teaching self defense for women.

Thanks,

poolman2

crushed
07-11-2006, 01:23 AM
Crushed,

Do you happen to have the exact name, url, or link for the Yahoo group bbsd?

I'm dying to get photos of Mary Conroy teaching self defense for women.

Thanks,

poolman2

Try this it is what appears as the web address on the top bar.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bbsd/?yguid=139487982

or if that doesn,t work

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bbsd/

I'm not sure who the women are in the photo's but there are quite a few old black and white pictures.

poolman2
07-11-2006, 03:14 AM
crushed,

Thank you very much.

I appreciate your work,

poolman2

David_B
07-13-2006, 02:55 PM
Funny how so many womens self defence pics feature attractive women sexily dressed. I wonder if some are made for the male eye?
This is possible. Very often people working in a given profession have a deep interest in their own field. For example, musicians often have large CD collections because they love music, and racing car drivers may follow their own sport avidly. Maybe the same is true of self-defence instructors, who may be inclined to appreciate all aspects of self-defence, including fetishes. Although it wasn't their primary goal, the authors of these books may have on some level enjoyed seeing women beating up men and were trying to express that in a way that they found pleasing to their own eye.

David B.
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try
07-13-2006, 05:47 PM
This is possible. Very often people working in a given profession have a deep interest in their own field. For example, musicians often have large CD collections because they love music, and racing car drivers may follow their own sport avidly. Maybe the same is true of self-defence instructors, who may be inclined to appreciate all aspects of self-defence, including fetishes. Although it wasn't their primary goal, the authors of these books may have on some level enjoyed seeing women beating up men and were trying to express that in a way that they found pleasing to their own eye.

David B.
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http://www.ballbustinggoddess.com/Samples/Updates.html

Heres the pic of Carolyn Seaward I mentioned before. Sorry its not brilliant quality, but doesn't she look beautiful, and imperious and arrogant? And those boobs! Couldn't you just imagine her grabbing your head and pressing your face into her tits, and then, wham! up comes a knee!

I've dreamed of it many times!

And in case you haven't realised, I've sent some new pics to Ballbusting Cartoons recently.

David_B
07-15-2006, 02:11 PM
Heres the pic of Carolyn Seaward I mentioned before. Sorry its not brilliant quality, but doesn't she look beautiful, and imperious and arrogant? And those boobs! Couldn't you just imagine her grabbing your head and pressing your face into her tits, and then, wham! up comes a knee!

I've dreamed of it many times!

And in case you haven't realised, I've sent some new pics to Ballbusting Cartoons recently.
Hello Try,

Yes, Carolyn is beautiful. It's her eyes that are exceptional. Piercing and intense, she belongs in a film noir scene, maybe a smoky barroom, having just put poison in the drink of a detective who has been trailing her.

I loved your cartoon "Got em!2.jpg" from post #802. As always, your cartoons have excellent facial expressions on both characters. The giggle on the face of the girl in the "Oh God, my balls" part is one of the cruellest looks I've ever seen on a cartoon character. I love the attention to detail too, such as the girl's left fist tensing as she applies more force with her right hand. All in all, this one's a winner.

David B.
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try
07-16-2006, 06:47 PM
Hello Try,

Yes, Carolyn is beautiful. It's her eyes that are exceptional. Piercing and intense, she belongs in a film noir scene, maybe a smoky barroom, having just put poison in the drink of a detective who has been trailing her.

I loved your cartoon "Got em!2.jpg" from post #802. As always, your cartoons have excellent facial expressions on both characters. The giggle on the face of the girl in the "Oh God, my balls" part is one of the cruellest looks I've ever seen on a cartoon character. I love the attention to detail too, such as the girl's left fist tensing as she applies more force with her right hand. All in all, this one's a winner.

David B.
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http://www.ballbustinggoddess.com/Samples/Updates.html


Yes, it is Carolyns eyes that make her so mesmerising. She looks beautiful, but cold.

And thankyou for the appreciation of my work. I'm overwhelmed!