nichojinx
04-12-2007, 01:20 PM
Just curious, what household items or easily obtained things could one use to synthisize what it would be like to feel like your 'crushing some testicles.'
I've been thinking about it. An I think the best possible way is to hardboil two eggs for about three times as long as it would normally take. (This gets them extra firm and tough, I think.) Then freeze them as soon as they are out of the hot water. Freeze them over night. If frozen in the morning let them defrost. Now you have two synthetic testicles!
Get a balloon and cut most of the 'blow tube' away. (Make sure it's strechy.) Then push the two eggs in there and wallah!
Well, what do you all think? I'm thinking of trying it next chance I get. Please share any other ideas you have for this kind of experience. Thanks! :thumbup
I've been thinking about it. An I think the best possible way is to hardboil two eggs for about three times as long as it would normally take. (This gets them extra firm and tough, I think.) Then freeze them as soon as they are out of the hot water. Freeze them over night. If frozen in the morning let them defrost. Now you have two synthetic testicles!
Get a balloon and cut most of the 'blow tube' away. (Make sure it's strechy.) Then push the two eggs in there and wallah!
Well, what do you all think? I'm thinking of trying it next chance I get. Please share any other ideas you have for this kind of experience. Thanks! :thumbup