Girthtron
04-13-2007, 09:59 PM
Sometimes when a female relates to her friends about a new boyfriend or husband she'll use terms like. "God he's like barnyard big"! Or "He's hung like a barnyard bull"!
I know because that's what I heard my new wife Sharon, and her friends up stairs talking and laughing about while I was in the celler one afternoon. Shocked at the way she described me to them about my most private parts, how big and comical my testicles looked when I was down on all fours! "You wouldn't believe what he looks like down on all fours! Christ with the size of his balls hanging under him he's like a fucking barnyard animal"! Shrieks of laughter came from them as she went on. "God he's like fucking barnyard big"!
First mad at her then embarrassed. I did have abnormaly big balls on me! I knew that but had always considered them something impressive to a women. I would actually flaunt them always kept them clean shaven proudly soaking in what I perceived as complements. "Oh my god! Look at the size of balls on you"! Looking back there was always that little smile almost a smirk on their faces. Now I understood that smirk it was one of female superiority! Knowing that a big balled male was easily handled! God I was a fool...
I know because that's what I heard my new wife Sharon, and her friends up stairs talking and laughing about while I was in the celler one afternoon. Shocked at the way she described me to them about my most private parts, how big and comical my testicles looked when I was down on all fours! "You wouldn't believe what he looks like down on all fours! Christ with the size of his balls hanging under him he's like a fucking barnyard animal"! Shrieks of laughter came from them as she went on. "God he's like fucking barnyard big"!
First mad at her then embarrassed. I did have abnormaly big balls on me! I knew that but had always considered them something impressive to a women. I would actually flaunt them always kept them clean shaven proudly soaking in what I perceived as complements. "Oh my god! Look at the size of balls on you"! Looking back there was always that little smile almost a smirk on their faces. Now I understood that smirk it was one of female superiority! Knowing that a big balled male was easily handled! God I was a fool...