Future mother in law threats

[markwalkat]

My future mother in law always threatens me with a good kick to the nuts if i mistreat her daughter.

They always say they'll tie me down punish me good and hard with loads of ball beatings and canings.

Does anyone elses mother in law or future mother in law say (or does) things like this.. if so what?

[paintitblack987]

one time i was with my wife and mother in law out swimming in the lake. I made a rude comment to my mother in law, who by the way is very good looking for an older women, which embarassed her greatly. so as i stood there next to her she gave me a sort of look and then under the dark water i felt here hand slip into my bathing suit and she took a hold of my balls. she gave a rather hard squeeze and gave me a mean look. I never have told my wife about it