Anyone speak Japanese?

[ricky]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=clk9GQQw0Hs

This looks like a cool video, unfortunately it's in Japanese. Could somebody please translate before it's deleted or download it and get it into WMV format, I don't know how.

[Third_Horseman]

Just a rough translation, since a lot of the context is missing.

What's the problem? You're not going to hit me?
Hehehe...of course, you can't hit a woman, can you?
Isn't it just too funny that boys aren't alowed to hit girls?
But then it's because girls are weaker than boys, right?
It's just one of those things we women have to accept.
RIGHT?!
How was that? Effective?
Now me, I hate violence, and yet I had no problem kicking you in the balls.
That's because it's not violence. I kicked you in the nuts to make us even for you laughing at me.
Ahh...doesn't it just hurt you boys so much to be hit there?
Bwa-ha-ha! So sorry!
Of course, now everyone will be laughing at you for getting your balls busted in.
Don't you think that'll be the case? Hm, oh well. What are you going to do?