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[mick_sl8ter]

Google for: "Mario Visnjic" :D

[johnny_cockNballs]

ha ha!

He must have some low danglers to get them caught that way. :bananad:

A few years ago there was a story where some drunken golfers dared each other to put their testicles in the golf ball washer. One guy did it & his buddy turned the crank handle, the guy with his balls in the washer paniked & slipped. His testicles were torn off.

ouch!!!

I'll try to find the story & post it here.

Found it:

Orlando Sentinel Oct 2003

The latest nominee for this year's Darwin Award (awarded to people for incredible feats of stupidity) goes to.... (from the Orlando Sentinel) Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washed was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.

[22heat22]

Testicle Self Repair

One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head ER nurse. She directed me to a patient who had refused to describe his problem other then to say that he "needed a doctor who took care of men's troubles." The patient, about 40, was pale, febrile, and obviously uncomfortable, and had little to say as he gingerly opened his trousers to expose a bit of angry red and black-and-blue scrotal skin.

After I asked the nurse to leave us, the patient permitted me to remove his trousers, shorts, and two or three yards of foul-smelling, stained gauze wrapped about his scrotum, which was swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit and extremely tender. A jagged zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood, extended down the left scrotum.
Amid the matted hair, edematous skin, and various exudates, I saw some half-buried dark linear objects and asked the patient what they were. Several days earlier, he replied, he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked, and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard.
We x-rayed the patients scrotum to locate the staples; admitting him to the hospital; and gave him tetanus antitoxin, a broad-spectrum antibacterial therapy, and hexachlorophene sitz baths prior to surgery the next morning.
The procedure consisted of exploration and debridement of the left side of the scrotal pouch. Eight rusty staples were retrieved, and the skin edges were trimmed and freshened. The left testis had been avulsed and was missing. The stump of the spermatic cord was recovered at the inguinal canal, debrided, and the vessels ligated properly, though not much of a hematoma was present. Through-and through Penrose drains were sutured loosely in site, and the skin was loosely closed.
Convalescence was uneventful, and before his release from the hospital less then a week later, the patient confided the rest of his story to me.
An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work.
I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification. By Dr. William A. Morton, Jr. MD, a retired urologist residing in West Chester, Pennsylvania.

[gary198]

Sorry I couldn't make it bibber.

[johnny_cockNballs]

Sorry I couldn't make it bibber.

Thats just too hardcore, hope he gets a least a million.

Lesson -- don't eat before you go to surgery. :Baahaha:

[Snakelinux]

Sorry I couldn't make it bibber.

Why did they soak his genitals in spirits? It's an accident waiting to happen.

[johnny_cockNballs]

Why did they soak his genitals in spirits? It's an accident waiting to happen.


It was aniceptic. Not a bad thing if the nurse rubbing your cock n balls with it is a beauty.

Once while working on my car, I got petrol on my hands and had to scratch my balls. It burned so bad, I had "ballz o fire." Burned for the next day too.

I didnt make the news however.

[Lil]

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Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
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Amanda Monti


He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

[kickme000]

Sorry I couldn't make it bibber.

Wow, that one's amazing and an unfortunate accident.

[nycguy28]

http://on.aol.com/video/victim--i-kicked-him-in-the-groin-as-hard-as-i-could-518104143

Glad she got away and is safe and sorry she had to deal with that. I love her sly confident smile when saying that she "kicked him in the groin as hard as i could." Seems like a legit instance of an immediate game changing kick in the balls. Good for her!

[mick_sl8ter]

Flavia Pennetta (italian woman) hit John Isner (american man) accidentaly in the balls.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e2qoe_isner-hit-in-the-groin-by-pennetta-s-backhand_sport

[Arcane]

Flavia Pennetta (italian woman) hit John Isner (american man) accidentaly in the balls.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e2qoe_isner-hit-in-the-groin-by-pennetta-s-backhand_sport

her reaction was perfect

[stevesilver]

Flavia Pennetta (italian woman) hit John Isner (american man) accidentaly in the balls.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e2qoe_isner-hit-in-the-groin-by-pennetta-s-backhand_sport

Agreed, love her reaction and it's great that they slow-motioned it.

Thanks mick...nice find

[mick_sl8ter]

Agreed, love her reaction and it's great that they slow-motioned it.

Thanks mick...nice find

Personally, this does not arouse me at all. I was just watching TV, switching channels when I saw this.
So I googled it, to share with you, because I knew you guys would like it. ;)

[nycguy28]

Personally, this does not arouse me at all. I was just watching TV, switching channels when I saw this.
So I googled it, to share with you, because I knew you guys would like it. ;)

He reaction was great, but I think the whole scene would have actually become pretty hot had the hit in the balls really hurt him... He seemed to be okay which is good for him, but didn't really make the complete scene of hot women fully reacting to a man being hit in the balls.

[One from the Vaults]

http://crimefeed.com/2015/02/christina-lorena-reber/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=CrimeFeed

"WOMAN GETS TWO YEARS IN PRISON FOR SQUEEZING EX-BOYFRIEND’S BALLS UNTIL THEY BURST"