Busted by a robot

[Tumor]

Jane 2.0... Thoughts on this?

Thanks,

[agent_mouse]

:Baahaha: awesome! i'd buy one! :thumbup

[kickme000]

Very interesting indeed.

[dicky]

Yeah, that's cool, man! I'd ask her for a jerk off ...;)

[kickme000]

Yeah, that's cool, man! I'd ask her for a jerk off ...;)

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/main/5414105.html

[sunk]

Wouldn't really do it for me though. I prefer the real thing!

[angelfan]

That's cool when "science fiction" of the past becomes "non-fiction" of the present. Probably until robots evolve so much that we humans become obsolete.

[pantpas]

eheh, i would like to be that man in front of that robottie :)

[johnny_cockNballs]

Sorry, I don't understand this. A robot is a machine, it isn't male/female.

Why not have a cricket bat machine break your balls? No difference.

I want human female break my balls, or no fun.

[Girthtron]

One time on the planet Ballsores a female robot named Kathy wanted to know what I was doing their, she being the head robot and every thing I think. So I told her. "Go fuck yourself! You fucking shiny ass twat"!

Well I didn't really know how I got their because the last thing I remembered was urinating on turtle behind the american legion (Post 318) at around 2:45AM when suddenly I looked up and saw this big black triangle thing.

"Fuck you! You shiny ass twat!. Where the fuck am I? You fucking weird ass FUCK! Shit this an't New Jersey"!

This wasn't New Jersey, I wasn't in New Jersey anymore! She looked down at me saying. "What is this thing beside you"? I looked over and saw the turtle I'd been peeing on slowly crawling away. Oh that, thats a peeing stone we use on earth to pee on. I could see this wasn't going to wash because even in this place urinating on small things probably wasn't done.


So I said.

[Magnum]

I would like the Fembots in Austin Powers or the robots in Future World. How about the Bionic Woman?

[TVEE]

cool ! are those robots on sale ? :jumpsmile

[Tumor]

Another ad for the Jane 2.0...

[ChiefSoreballs]

I would like the Fembots in Austin Powers or the robots in Future World. How about the Bionic Woman?

I like tumors idea and pics, but beeing busted by some fembots would be more fun:

http://www.allthingsmike.com/CulturalBlender/robots/fembots.jpg

[kidintinesy]

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[Tumor]

Like this you mean...?

[dicky]

Another ad for the Jane 2.0...

Cool! That's almost exactly what I meant, there's just a part missing...;)
Hoping for more!:bananajum

[guntime2]

Sorry, I don't understand this. A robot is a machine, it isn't male/female.

Why not have a cricket bat machine break your balls? No difference.

I want human female break my balls, or no fun.



Yeah I think the same too. I don't get the sexy part in this, it's like blasting your balls with a three or kinda, it's not a human female form.

[Tumor]

It's just that not all (real) women are into this, Guntime...
Another one...

[Magnum]

I like tumors idea and pics, but beeing busted by some fembots would be more fun:

http://www.allthingsmike.com/CulturalBlender/robots/fembots.jpg


Can anyone tell me the real name of the gal who played the fembot in the very back of the picture? She had incredible legs and feet. She could have kicked very hard judging by the muscular legs she sported.

[juggalosnyder]

no more tumor? u seemed to have a lot goin for this...:confused:

[lollamao]

no more tumor? u seemed to have a lot goin for this...:confused:

ahhaa

lollllllll

[frostbyte252252]

Robots just dont do it for me. Sorry.

[juggalosnyder]

i was just joeing when i said i was lookin for more... nope im good

[Richter]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/3-20-08/charlatantric1.jpg

[pungdjur]

Well here's an example of the reverse: a girl kicking a robot in the groin. Sorry for being slightly off topic...

[bustlovers]

:o :oThe Jane 2.0 comic was oooookaaaay, I guess, but use several more pages to tell the story, stretching the story out just slightly and have at least a few more things happen, maybe add a third character (human, animal, alien, creature, etc, [male / female] as a fellow spokes-thing for the robot and maybe show what happened with Jane 1.0 and if there were any more Janes, or maybe if somebody, at the same time the Jane was being made, perhaps was making a [Tarzan, George, etc] [1.0, 2.0, etc]. (not necessarily a robot but something else maybe, [creature, animal, beast, metahuman, machine, cyborg, computer, demon, angel, elf, giant, giantess, heroine, etc] either as a test target for the Jane, or as a husband, beau, rival, villain, opponent, or just to compete economically [at stores as a competing product against the Jane.] The other robot, alien, could either be smarter or more and advanced than the Jane in some way [strength, will, endurance, vision, stamina, speed, drive, interactivity, connectivity, learning, wierdness, love, emotion, eroticism, sexuality, sex drive, force, knowledge, or referrence etc], (if not all of these, maybe two or three of these at the very least), or he could make the Jane seem like a regular Six Of Nine by comparison, (and by this I mean he would be dumber, slower, weaker, less emotional, more stupid, wierder, less loving, more ignorant, less interaction more closed-off, more of an introvert, less forceful, less brave, etc. Perhaps he would come out sort of advanced over Jane but then maybe he would be so completely taken by her beauty, love, eroticism, strength, etc, that he would be completely dumbstruck and would lose some of his intelligence and other impressive attributes from looking at her, almost lovestruck.

:) Also, at least a little more detail, features, appearances, color variety, facial and body expressions, dialogue, facial and body expressiveness, and personality for the robot.
Plus, at least a little more detail, clothing and dialogue for the male.
These things, in addition to the first list of things I said, would make the story at least a bit more interesting.
:) :o

[samuelbbbb]

Well here's an example of the reverse: a girl kicking a robot in the groin. Sorry for being slightly off topic...

i see the hit is always effective, anyway :)

[mikehawk6902]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/3-20-08/charlatantric1.jpg

It is that reason alone I would never buy any Ball-Busting robot running Microsoft operating software.

[ball_bustee]

It is that reason alone I would never buy any Ball-Busting robot running Microsoft operating software.

agreed.. Linux.. all the way

[Wraxz]

Funny pics! :D

[gerian]

Hey
Found out one interesting thing. If you want I can design one robot which can bust you when your near with random streight and random speed from random positions...

[MadMax1971]

The Female robot from Terminator 3 was a ballbuster.
Interaktions with her, why not?

P.