Richter's Tip For Job Interviews

[Richter]

Ok, not really BB related, but it is a sicko thing to do. I got the idea off an old Upright Citizens Brigade comedy sketch. One man is asking another man why he's always so confident and he replies that every night he goes home and shoves a roll of pennies up his ass. Of course this disgusts the other man and he says "Why?!" He says, "I take the pennies and return them to the bank so they enter circulation. Or if I'm going to meet a client for dinner, I go to that restaurant and spend the pennies there so I know they'll end up in his hands. He's touched my ass pennies and then he's eaten. He give my ass pennies to his little girl to buy gum that she then puts in her mouth. It's easy to be confident when you know that the person you're talking to has handled your ass pennies."


Anyway, before a job interview, I do something similiar. I jerk off to relieve tension and then I don't wash my hand. I just towel off any sperm that's on my hand then walk right into that manager's room and I shake his hand firmly. It's easy to be confident when you think about the fact that he's going to go to lunch and eat little bits of your sperm or that he's going to finger his wife and she's getting my cock residue insider her.


In this failing economy, many of us are out to find jobs, remember, if you really want to succeed in that interview, you MUST cum on your boss.

[Sarah_The_Buster]

Ok, not really BB related, but it is a sicko thing to do. I got the idea off an old Upright Citizens Brigade comedy sketch. One man is asking another man why he's always so confident and he replies that every night he goes home and shoves a roll of pennies up his ass. Of course this disgusts the other man and he says "Why?!" He says, "I take the pennies and return them to the bank so they enter circulation. Or if I'm going to meet a client for dinner, I go to that restaurant and spend the pennies there so I know they'll end up in his hands. He's touched my ass pennies and then he's eaten. He give my ass pennies to his little girl to buy gum that she then puts in her mouth. It's easy to be confident when you know that the person you're talking to has handled your ass pennies."


Anyway, before a job interview, I do something similiar. I jerk off to relieve tension and then I don't wash my hand. I just towel off any sperm that's on my hand then walk right into that manager's room and I shake his hand firmly. It's easy to be confident when you think about the fact that he's going to go to lunch and eat little bits of your sperm or that he's going to finger his wife and she's getting my cock residue insider her.


In this failing economy, many of us are out to find jobs, remember, if you really want to succeed in that interview, you MUST cum on your boss.
I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard in my life, that is sooo funny.

[OneBalledBoy]

I'm speechless... :eek:

Coming monday I'll be interviewing three applicants - better believe I'll wash my hands in between each interview. :Baahaha:





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Anyway, before a job interview, I do something similiar. I jerk off to relieve tension and then I don't wash my hand. I just towel off any sperm that's on my hand then walk right into that manager's room and I shake his hand firmly. It's easy to be confident when you think about the fact that he's going to go to lunch and eat little bits of your sperm or that he's going to finger his wife and she's getting my cock residue insider her.

In this failing economy, many of us are out to find jobs, remember, if you really want to succeed in that interview, you MUST cum on your boss.

[frostbyte252252]

Oh my god I need to try this. Man that is funny. Thanks!


lol...ass-pennies.

[gopballbuster]

Coming monday I'll be interviewing three applicants
Pass it down to a subordinate.

[gopballbustеr2]

I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard in my life, that is sooo funny.

Hey gop, I like how you offered one supportive post in this thread, and a different one under your original name.

[frostbyte252252]

Ok that's just disgusting GOP2. Wanna stop?

[gopballbustеr2]

Ok that's just disgusting GOP2. Wanna stop?



I helped that other guy who was looking for scat porn. What's up your ass?:(

[clicker123]

lol ass pennies...i hope i dont have to inerview people that do that ill puke.

[abused berries]

here is the skit if you have never seen it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feZeOnEzs98