Is hiring someone to kick your balls legal?

[cracker]

I imagine it might be. Receiving a kick in the balls is not sex per se. Moreover, it can be done almost anywhere and fully clothed. Just walk up to a woman or possible call girl in a bar and pay her $100 to kick your balls in a public but private location.

Of course, one may want the act performed in private. I wonder if it's still legal in, say, a hotel or special room. It just might be.

Then again, what if one wants to have their naked balls kicked. Something tells me this is where the line is drawn. Nudity itself is probably an offense of some kind. Getting kicked in nude balls for money might just be pushing the envelope too far. I mean, theoretically, a woman cop posing as an escort could call for re-enforcements at this point I imagine.

Just wondering.

[mick_sl8ter]

Only in a country where morons make the laws would that be illegal.

[bbbb]

It depends on the country.

In England, feminists in Parliament are trying to reverse prostitution laws.

Currently, it is illegal to sell sex - they (feminists) want it illegal for a man to purchase sex, while selling it will be legalized.

The new laws will make any man who receives any form of sexual encounter from a woman (this law ignores male prostitutes) will be charged with ****.

Be warned.

[justaboy]

Of course. It's your money, who's to tell you what you can or can't do with it (other than the IRS).

What WOULD be illegal, would be telling the girl you'll pay her, then not paying her, because then she can sue your ass, and it will be embarrassing to say the least.

[hardcorebywky]

No way it is illegal, it aint sex, If you get off, good deal, but that is not sex in the traditional sense.:cussing:

[Tamakeri]

Taking (and potentially acting on) legal advice from some unknown writer on the internet is almost as stupid as taking medical advice from the same source. In case you haven't noticed yet, different countries, states and cities all have different laws. Even somebody who claims to be a be qualified to offer legal advice is NOT going to know what the actual laws are or how they are enforced in your neighborhood compared to his own. And if he's actually worth a shit, HE will tell you that on his own.

Now, bearing in mind that I am not a lawyer in any jurisdiction, here are some things you might want to talk to a qualified legal professional IN YOUR OWN NEIGHBORHOOD about:

1- Because ballbusting can cause injury to some level (even minor pain and bruising are injury) then performing ballbusting or even threatening it can be assault- depending on your local jurisdiction's legal definition of assault. In some jurisdictions including California, paying for someone to assault you or authorizing or asking them to is NOT a valid defense against being convicted of assault. In other words, it's still assault and they can still be convicted of it even if you wanted it and/or paid for it.

2- Some places define prostitution as an exchange of money for sexual acts. And some jurisdictions define sexual acts as any actions meant to cause sexual arousal as well as any physical touching of the genitals- whether naked or through clothes. Again this varies by jurisdiction. If you want to really know where you stand, find a legal professional in your own jurisdiction who can answer your questions.

There are ways to get qualified legal help without spending money too. Many law offices will give you a free first consultation. They won't generally prepare any documents for you but they will give you advice based on their knowledge. Also, often organizations like Credit Unions have arrangements with law offices that allow credit union members to receive a free phone consultation. Lastly, especially if you are in a larger city area, there are often legal aid groups that make low cost or no cost consultations available through small neighborhood offices.

Start here: http://www.lsc.gov/map/lscprogramdirectory.asp

[bashballs]

I imagine it might be. Receiving a kick in the balls is not sex per se. Moreover, it can be done almost anywhere and fully clothed. Just walk up to a woman or possible call girl in a bar and pay her $100 to kick your balls in a public but private location.

Of course, one may want the act performed in private. I wonder if it's still legal in, say, a hotel or special room. It just might be.

Then again, what if one wants to have their naked balls kicked. Something tells me this is where the line is drawn. Nudity itself is probably an offense of some kind. Getting kicked in nude balls for money might just be pushing the envelope too far. I mean, theoretically, a woman cop posing as an escort could call for re-enforcements at this point I imagine.

Just wondering.

lwed act. and think about if you are arrested what the court will think of you. oppinion has alot more to do with what hapens than the law. at least in the old crap bucket us of a.


hire a non prostitute. that is a good beginning, or make sure you arent in the middle of a sting, because most jhons get busted (no pun intended) before they even get close to what they want. they usually get busted during the discussing or travel phaze of the transaction

[iron horse]

Well, if it isn't, and you get busted, your attorney will certainly do it as part of his "service". Afterward, the prosecutor and judge do it routinely as well.

[cracker]

The law or it's interpretation is never to be taken lightly. Good food for thought.

[mick_sl8ter]

It depends on the country.

In England, feminists in Parliament are trying to reverse prostitution laws.

Currently, it is illegal to sell sex - they (feminists) want it illegal for a man to purchase sex, while selling it will be legalized.

The new laws will make any man who receives any form of sexual encounter from a woman (this law ignores male prostitutes) will be charged with ****.

Be warned.

LOL, that is why I will never go to England.
Laws are made by people who steal from us (the regular people) through taxes and try to control us all like we some kind of animals.
I say: fuck all laws and kill all people who make these laws and death to all people who try to punish us for not obeying their shitty laws.

[Teardrop]

I mean, theoretically, a woman cop posing as an escort could call for re-enforcements at this point I imagine.
Hopefully she would call for reinforcements after she kicks your balls first. At least then you get something out of it (rather than just a fine and a record).

Seriously though, if you hire a prostitute for any reason, and subsequently get busted by police, it might be hard to convince them that you weren't booking the girl for sex. Remember police are used to being told every bullshit excuse every day they are at work.

Since you live in New York, have you thought about going here,

http://fortressnyc.com/Players/index.htm

The cost seems reasonable and the girls are pretty. I'd like to get kicked by all of them!

[mick_sl8ter]

I might have mentioned this before, but WHY would you want to pay someone to kick you in the balls ?

To make a statement in general : For me there is nothing exciting to a SM-dungeon or a so called mistress. I think it is ridiculous sub-culture and you lack originality if you take part in it.

I don't fancy prostitutes or faking porno-whorez either. I respect them as human beings, but I have no sexual fantasies about them.

Instead I like the kinky girl nextdoor, or your female co-worker or your very own woman grabbing and sqeezing your manhood. Not because you paid them to do so, but because the both of you are into this.

[bbbb]

I might have mentioned this before, but WHY would you want to pay someone to kick you in the balls ?

To make a statement in general : For me there is nothing exciting to a SM-dungeon or a so called mistress. I think it is ridiculous sub-culture and you lack originality if you take part in it.

I don't fancy prostitutes or faking porno-whorez either. I respect them as human beings, but I have no sexual fantasies about them.

Instead I like the kinky girl nextdoor, or your female co-worker or your very own woman grabbing and sqeezing your manhood. Not because you paid them to do so, but because the both of you are into this.
Yes, yes, yes!

[cracker]

ballbusting. I can sometimes coax some squeezing but few enjoy hitting balls --- indeed some find you strange and you may lose them. So, vanilla stuff is usually on the menu (nothing wrong with that) and I can get the kinky stuff at no risk to my relationships from a sexy, clued in pro. If I'm lucky she would even enjoy hitting my balls (moderate slaps and punches from a petite, sexy 24 year old sounds good to me). Sure, a gf who likes to hit balls would be better, but where are they? And I don't want to risk losing a gf or her respect over "kinky" requests. The best for me would be a switch gf who also likes to receive a bit of pain to places with alot of nerve endings. Oh, it would help if she looks like an 18 year old Jessica Alba, too. :-) There, my fantasy. And I'm going to work on it --- who knows, I might get lucky. Meanwhile, intelligent pros who like men just might make my day.