Wouldn't it be wonderful if...

[kickthem]

You're walking around in the big city during lunch hour, lusting after all the beautiful feet and legs of the working women, imaging how marvelous it would be if you could simply walk up to the woman of your choice and say, "Good afternoon, lovely lady. I would be honored if you would be so kind as to kick me in the balls." And wouldn't it be even more wonderful if she replied, "But of course. It would be my pleasure." And then the two of you stroll over to a secluded area and you spread your legs and she winds up and delivers a kick to your defenseless balls, burying her high-heeled foot dead center. As you crumple to the ground in agony, you thank her. She says, "You are quite welcome." You enjoy the view of her long legs and the click of her heels on the pavement as she strides away.

Kind of corny? Maybe. But still an intriguing fantasy.

[bthauronite]

I'd much rather she grabbed my balls, dug her fingernails in and bit my cockhead.

[Dreihundert]

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/william-taft-picture.jpg

I do inquire that you cause considerable pain to my pelvic region, ma'am.

[misterjover]

It is a wonderful world, and that can be done in strip clubs pretty easily.

:)

Strippers have told me stories of guys requesting that more frequently nowadays. I am glad that the world is opening up to this.

[Chilly]

I do inquire that you cause considerable pain to my pelvic region, ma'am.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) A polite kick in the nads! LOL!

[Zatark]

I prefer it all to be polite.

[EricaBB]

I do inquire that you cause considerable pain to my pelvic region, ma'am.

http://www.firstladies.org/biographies/images/HelenTaft.jpg
Have I not already inquired of you to bathe in the pool? And yet, you insist on ruining my bath-tub? If it is considerable pain to the pelvic region you inquire of me, then considerable pain to the pelvic region you will receive.

[Castratrix's pet]

One can certainly dream Kickthem, but the scene you describe in your opening post will probably remain forever just that, a dream.

[deballs]

http://www.firstladies.org/biographies/images/HelenTaft.jpg
Have I not already inquired of you to bathe in the pool? And yet, you insist on ruining my bath-tub? If it is considerable pain to the pelvic region you inquire of me, then considerable pain to the pelvic region you will receive.

Hahaha. Love it!