Can i "pick up" a girl for ballbusting?

[mcpng]

I was wondering if I started talking to a girl and asking her if she was interested in ballbusting me, would that be considered offensive and illegal? i know it sounds just impossible and wrong, but i was picturing a conversation that was honest and simple, as if picking up a girl without harassing, except the straight jump into asking if she wanna share a specific activity. Furthermore, it seems less threatening since asking for ballbusting is not asking for sex. For the lady, it's simple. Does she want to ballbust me, or not? Picture this conversation:


Man: "Hi, my name is XXX. I was wondering if you would be interested in something?"

If woman gives somewhat positive vibe, like she's not afraid of me or thinks i'm a creep, that is to say she's somewhat interested in at least conversing with me, then proceed to:

Man: "Would you be interested in ballbusting me? You can say no and this conversation will be over. I will walk away."

And then from there, i suspect her initial reaction will be shock or laughter. If it is a negative vibe, I will say "Sorry for bothering you" and walk away, just like that. If it is somewhat positive (basically if she laughs or if she definitely seems interested), I will wait for her response. If she doesn't know what to respond with, I proceed with:

Man: "Well, it may come as a shock to you. You need not give me a response right now, but I am interested in that. May I give you my number so you can text me if you are interested?"

Next, I was considering 2 options. One is obviously giving my number into her phone. But, she might not want to "admit" she's slightly interested by taking out her phone and recording it. So two, I have my number pre-written on a small sheet of paper that I can give to her, and then I walk away. From then on, it happens or not.


I was also considering just combining sentence 1 and 2 together so that right from the start when I talk to her until she gets a chance to respond, everything is in the open, and she is not misled into thinking I am hitting on her in the usual expected way. But then, that seems too much for her to handle?

I have this feeling that girls pretty much know a bit about ballbusting already. And I suspect many of them are interested in it, even if not in doing it but in talking about it, or hearing about it, and that they pretty much find it a funny topic.

Ladies here, this thread is mainly posed to you. What do you think?

[Matt88]

I think that sounds creepy and a little questionable. Girls on this thread MIGHT say it's not a big deal, but keep in mind that girls on this forum are into ball busting enough to online and find a forum to discuss it.

I say if you want it that bad, you can go 4 ways:

1. Get your girlfriend to do it, or if you don't have one, try to get one. You don't want to have a girl just to use for sex, but if you someone you click with, they'll probably enjoy it too, if for no other reason than to make you happy.

2. Find some type of sex club or BDSM Club. You may have some around you, depending on where you live. But they won't be hard to find, since they usually try to stay "below the radar" since a business like that often borders on illegal. As in, they're not illegal to operate, but if people find out what they are and start protesting or there is public outcry, it gets harder to stay open.

3. I guess you could hire a mistress or escort. I don't know the legality of it since you're not actually having sex.

4. Strip Clubs! Never tried this, but picture this: you have women that work with chauvinistic womanizers all day. They're willing to take off their cloths and rub themselves against guy's junk for money (this is a given). Why would they say no to hitting or squeezing you during a lap dance for a little extra money? If anything they'd probably appreciate the stress relief.

Good luck!

But seriously, don't ask random girls.

[bustedm]

I'd suggest the strip club route.
It's pretty straightforward, just wait until you like one of the dancers that approach you and tell her you like being kicked in the nuts. If she's not into it she'll likely send over another dancer that's willing.

[mick_sl8ter]

I think it is best not to act as a freak. :D

A lot of guys want to shoot their cum in a girls mouth.
And you also don't step up to a girl and ask her if she swallows cum, right ?
When the moment is there, you will see what she likes or dislikes.

There just is no decent way of finding out what a girl's sexual preferences are.
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[Trouble]

It's simple, it's honest, it's straightforward... and you would not be the first to get arrested for it.

In general, take the point of view that women are not prostitutes, sexual commodities, or there for your amusement -- with the exceptions pointed out (among others...) by the other people who replied to your question.

I prefer the girlfriend route. You wooed her, you won her, now it's time to treat her like dirt. Because she *IS* your girl (and you *ARE* her boo), she gets off on it, you get off on it, and the next time you do some wild thang, you remember that, while she may need to use your penis once in a while, your balls are gravy in her eyes. (Plus, you deserved it! SHAME on you for treating her like dirt!)

Also: if you cannot manage a conversation with a woman which gets her to have a cup of coffee with you, or gets her to discuss the weather with you for five minutes, or gets her to a bar, or gets her involved and interested in what you are about, then you lack the social skills to discuss bb with her. I know that's harsh, but that's reality.

Practice talking to girls. Get them engaged in SOME topic you also find interested, other than sex. Hell, just get them to laugh. Learn this skill and you will soon be able to swing it around to talking about s e x stuff. Start with things that ARE NOT TABOO -- like sucking your cock, doin' the do, etc. Once you get that far, grasshopper, you are ready to bring up bb, and it won't be difficult to bring it up.

(Remember, treat her like dirt! Yeah, I know, that's mean, but it really helps them orient their attention spans to the notion of giving you a knee right in the balls.)

Now that I have spewed the popular wisdom on the topic, let me admit: I DO NOT DO THIS! If I see a chick I want to lay and/or get busted by, I call my ex-gf in, point out the chick I am after, and my ex goes to work: I don't know WHY chicks can talk to each other so easily, but they can. So her standard line is to tell 'em I am a total jerk, but I have a huge dick.

(Doesn't have to be true; by the time we get our clothes off, they don't care.)
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[killamcbills]

it's definitely the fastest way to achieve what you're looking for.
hang for a little while, tip the dancers and buy a drink. lots of girls will come up to you offering a dance. don't do the dance. spring for the "champagne room" or whatever that establishment calls it. you'll usually be given 30 minutes w/ her. before committing to this though, make sure you tell her that you're really not into the whole lapdance thing, but would she mind punching/kneeing you in the balls. most girls will say yes.

[Galaxyife]

+1 on the strip club. I have done this a few times and all of the girls I asked we MORE than willing. One wanted to bring a couple other girls over to "get in the action". This is also a good way to have a "regular". After a couple "dances" then you can see if they are willing to hook you up after-hours.

In the states, at least here in TX, Craigslist is golden (or a webpage like ECCIE). Just a couple of calls to the local ho's and you'll get a bite. I have even placed a couple of ads, and that works too. I made it simple..."kick me in the nards and I will pay you $50...if you kick REAL hard, then you can make a bonus".

As for just walking up to a girl and asking that...I ain't got the balls to try that...HA!

[mick_sl8ter]

If you are in desperate need of having your balls busted, that is one way to accomplish your goal.

But it does not sound very erotic to me.

When it comes to sex, or sexual acts, this is my opinion: You need to create the right conditions, you need to be able to fully enjoy it, without the possibility of being interrupted.
And it has to be with someone for who you have a strong sexual desire. (best when it is mutual) At least not a complete random stranger / stripbar girl.

[teenguy]

If you know how to pick up women for other things, like going out to dinner, to the movies, or even for sex, then it's the same basic process. The only trouble is, using that process implies that you want sex, so if you suprise her with that right away, it won't work. I suppose the best way would be to pick up a girl at a bar, have sex with her, and if you play your cards right, you can go right into the fantasies and fetishes the next time you have sex. If you don't know how to pick up women at a bar, or anywhere for that matter, read I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max. Picking up women is not that hard as long as you keep a cool head and don't stutter.

[mick_sl8ter]

read I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max. Picking up women is not that hard as long as you keep a cool head and don't stutter.

Funny stories, but I don't think reading these stories can help a guy pick up women.

If you want a truck full of women, you need a:
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Because the road ahead is paved with beautiful women trying to catch a free ride:
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And trying to catch a free ride yourself, won't get you far.
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