FemDom Jokes

[Alec Anaconda]

A female professor has found, after extensive research, that there are two ranges of penis size amongst English men.
There are those that fall within the normal range and those that are less than two inches when erect.
That professor has appealed for help to continue her research, as follows.
Will all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known, over the next six weeks, by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.
Thank you.

Alec Anaconda

[morethanwanted]

lol you guys have small dicks and lose the world cup, too :Baahaha:

[Alec Anaconda]

I only passed on a SPH joke from a Scottish feminist.

By the very nature of the world cup, almost every team will lose and the vast majority of fans will have their aspirations shattered.

Alec Anaconda

[the_tree]

At the rate it's going, I think people are more likely to just get bored than disappointed.

[juggalosnyder]

Now you guys know what it's like to be a Cleveland Browns fan.

[i am jacks username]

Now you guys know what it's like to be a Cleveland Browns fan.

At least you have a couple of decent QBs to choose from. All I've got is Kevin Kolb.

[juggalosnyder]

Damn. Yea I feel your pain.

[Alec Anaconda]

morethanwanted: lol … lose the world cup, too


Funny old game, football.

It ain’t over until the fat lady kicks a few gonads!

Alec Anaconda

[Alec Anaconda]

Now the fat lady kick’s balls, starting with a certain referee.

Not too bad, dismissed by the top-rate team that won bronze.


Alec Anaconda