The Creepyman.

1.
"Oh hi.."
"Hello."
"Hahahaha."
2.
"Huurgh, *huff *huff mmmmmnnnyyyeeaaah"
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
"Get this cunt OUT of here! NOW!"
3.
"Here polis? There's a weird fuckin' creepyman cuttin' aboot."
"Aye he's been seen runnin away doon near the university."
4.
"That's them here now."
"Hello officer. Thanks for co..."
"DON'T RESIST! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"
"Are we fuck!"
"Yes ye fuckin' are. Get in the van."
"No fuckin' danger."
"CUUUUUUNTS!"
"Bastards."
"Cunts."
5.
"So-o-o-o-o....ye've been fuckin' makin' up a load ah shite aboot a creepyman?"
"So-o-o-o-o...ye've been makin' up a load ah shite aboot bein' a proper fuckin' judge!"
"Hmmm...I'll be the judge o' that! Hmm hm hm."
"Oh my fuckin' god."
"Tell ye's what. If ye's admit that ye's were talking shite aboot the creepyman I'll let ye's go. How's that?"
"No fuckin' way!"
"Is the creepyman in the room with us right now?"
"AYE! HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!"
"Hmm hm hm. I'll be the judge o' that. Mm hm."
"YOU'LL BE THE FUCKIN' JUDGE O' THIS!"
*BOOM!
6.
"Right. You take Jugde Pred and I'll take creepyman."
"Come here ye fuckin' weevils!"
"Come on ya fuckin' filth!"
*SMACK!*SMACK!*SMACK!*SMACK!*SMACK!
"Noooo! Stop! It hurts! Ah huh huh huh..."
"You don't know what bein' hurt is ya soppy prick!"
"Aaawwww. Look at them. They're crying!"
"Ah huh huh huh..."
"Oh deary me."
7.
"Right, creepyman, what's your story?"
"mnnyyevnpptvnbledvnnng uh huh uh huh"
"Oh right so you were sad because your folks battered ye and neglected ye and ye've got a wee cock? Right, Judge Pred, what's yours?"
"Well, I'm just a fucking wank."
"Oh right. Well, me and lisa are off down the pub. And look. Be careful. It's a dangerous, dangerous, dangerous world out there. Maybe when ye's grow up ye'll unnerstaun that ye's cannae be dain' that sort o' thing, but I'll let ye's think aboot it fur now. Me and lisa need to find some actual rides to hing oot wi, so just think carefully.
8. There's no neat solution to any of this nonsense, we need total social revision and a social expectation of ourselves to be as honest, open minded and egalitarian as possible and to hear each other's voices whenever we speak. Watch out for the creepyman he sometimes warns you about the creepyman >:(