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Missed :weryfun
Totally off topic here, but then probably around 90% of my posts are. My kitten, Jeffery, died last night. He was five months old, but only the size of a six week old kitten. I am not taking it very well :( Not sure how long it will be b4 I post again, but I doubt that this board will notice me not here for a while.
Sorry to hear about Jeffery :( I hope these help cheer up up when you get back here:
How to stop a slave from biting your cock :D
http://ElectricityPlay.com/gallery/n...?ccbill=777626
My condolences. Take your time, we'll keep an eye on things in the meantime.
Cunt zapping in bottom right movie:
http://www.damseldiary.com/free/bo/coral_sands1/2/386
Nikki's tits must hurt :D
I like this one :) I think her nipples might tear off with a bit more pulling :D
Tied and electrified :D
Now that's different! Would this hurt Julie? (I dunno as I haven't got one of those)
Sure as heck would if u started twirling it around. Very novel way of whipping cream :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bill
I would just like to say thanks to all the people who sent nice e-mails and stuff. Jeffery was very spcial and I still miss him lots.
I have not had a cat that I did not miss very much once s/he was gone.
Sadly, I have remembered something which is sick, perverse, twisted, and naughty, and so cannot dwell on the subject of my bruised and battered emotional state when reminiscing about my loss of such fine friends as I have known among the feline persuasion...
Sad reverie being over, there IS a way to test the theory about which hurts better (or worse, depending on your perspective): there are pseudohermaphroditic people. Very rare, but they exist -- and there are the even more rare fully hermophrodites: these are folks born with... BOTH!!! (Or neither.) We need to find one of them, hogtie him. Or her. Or, yanno, it. And then =====> LET THE BUSTING BEGIN!!!!
Lemme switch to usin' the word "neuter" for "hermaphrodite or pseudohermaphrodite", because those two words beginning with ''h', there, them's is ten-dollar words and I only gots five bucks.
Neuters are, typically, both frigid and impotent -- sure, they have one of each, but have no interest in sex, or no ability to do the deed. Although the DNA got a bit scrambled when deciding whether to make a boy or a girl, the body has to be either male or female, so a neuter has either XX or XY chromosomes, and just has some extra bits as part of a sort-of birth irregularity.
Given that they have no use for their genitals, I say we ask one of them to onate him/her/itself to science and let us commence with swinging some clogs into what he/she/it has got. Thereis no person who has been a man and a woman; but there are those who are either a man or a woman, but have the equipment for each.
Now, as the evening breeze lifts my spirits up and away and I think again of my grand old cat Sarc -- a more handomse creature I have not known, and a more noble soul can scarcely be said to have prowled the Earth. Here, where anger breaks the sky, I cannot know your loss, Julie, but I know what kind of pain you feel.
Well if I had one of ‘them’ then I reckon I’d not get outa bed 4 a week or so. However, I’m sure the novelty of having a ying to go with my yang anytime I chose it would soon wear off such that I might eventually lose interest in sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trouble
Its good to see you back here Julie x :)