Penis Size: Are the averages wrong?

If you really want to hear a sad but true story here it is. For years I could never figure out why most gals I have ever been with didn't want to give me a BJ. My first wife didn't really like having sex with me because she said it hurt to much and wouldn't give me a BJ either. It was always a hand job. My current wife is fine with sex as long as I am very careful and slow upon insertion because I have ripped her a few times on accident. Back to the BJ's though she just never would give me one and so I asked her if there was something wrong with me. She said that I was to darn big (wide). Anyway, my point is, Sara is absolutely right. Having a big cock (only around 8") is not an advantage. I have met only one gal who said she could take all of me and she was a ho anyway and I never could possibly wear enough protection to have sex with her. But it really is a bummer, I have never had a blow job. :( Anyway, I just wanted to mention that because the only people that seem to be impressed with my size are other guys and I don't swing that way.

I appreciate the discussion in this thread. But the original question was: what is average, really? And I directed it especially at the women, although men are welcome to answer. I didn't ask if it matters either way. We have out minds made up on that. I think women self-censor and are very diplomatic, even when anonymous. I am not asking anyone to be obnoxious or to fib. But I know many women do measure, and the notion that women have a worse sense of measures than men is false. So what is average? In inches, centimetres or compared to everyday objects. What really hit the spot, or if you're a man, caught your attention otherwise? Come on, share your stories.

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Originally Posted by velvetfog

I appreciate the discussion in this thread. But the original question was: what is average, really? And I directed it especially at the women, although men are welcome to answer. I didn't ask if it matters either way. We have out minds made up on that. I think women self-censor and are very diplomatic, even when anonymous. I am not asking anyone to be obnoxious or to fib. But I know many women do measure, and the notion that women have a worse sense of measures than men is false. So what is average? In inches, centimetres or compared to everyday objects. What really hit the spot, or if you're a man, caught your attention otherwise? Come on, share your stories.

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Not really sure what your after here, or are you just going to keep on asking until one women gets on here and says something like "the average is 10inches, then you can say "Yes that woman that busted me was right, I AM small"??? The three women on here that answer more posts than all other combined have all answered this post and one has gone into great detail as to how she came up with the 5.5 -6.5 inches being 'average', one reitareted this and added that it appears that men seem way more interested in penis size than women do, and the last also added that while size can be an attraction factor at first, it is not the sole attraction.

I have spoken to a lot of women over the years and have yet to meet a single one that has measured a guys dick UNLESS the guy has asked her.

Maybe one woman will get on here soon and lie and say that the average is 3 feet, but I am not going to be the one to lie and I will stand my my 5.5 - 6.5 :)

In my career, which has had many upturns and many more downturns, I have had occasion to sleep outside, due to an inability to rent a place. I am currently on one of those upswings, but I have been in homeless shelters before. (Ah may not be the REAL George Bush, but I do work in politics and my reasoning was twofold: 1) homeless shelter = no more concrete pillow; 2) if I go in, I'll be the only person on the floor of the [insert name of one of the Mickey Mouse government things I got elected or appointed to] who can speak with personal knowledge about the living conditions there and whether we are treating people subhumanly or as well as we can, etc.)

The sexes are segregated in shelters in most cities, as in mine, and the showers in the men's shelters are open, no enclosures. Have *entirely accidentally* done the occasional bit of research. My research indicates that most guys' dicks are flaccid. OKAY??

I was on a public safety committee a few years back, and the police came to one of our meetings to talk about the homeless population and about the conditions in the shelters. I have been in one and I was able to inform the other people on my committee that the cops were a bunch of rat-faced liars and we should exclude them from the room. (That did not go over well.)

But if you want the official data most recently available, here it is:

Cops: average 5" (female officers average 5.5"!)
Everybody else: average 6"

(Oddly enough, nobody in my political party has ever made it above President of the City Council - try as we might, the position of Mayor is beyond our reach -- possibly because of the police lobby...)

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Originally Posted by Trouble

... My research indicates that most guys' dicks are flaccid. ... Cops: average 5" (female officers average 5.5"!)
Everybody else: average 6"

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Dayyum. Average 6" flaccid? No wonder I get so much sympathy! I guess I shoulda been a cop.

I'm assuming that's an "unweighted average". Cuz if I hung a bunch of weights on there I could probably get a lot closer than I am!

-Tamakeri

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Originally Posted by Julie18nz

I have spoken to a lot of women over the years and have yet to meet a single one that has measured a guys dick UNLESS the guy has asked her.

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Actually I've measured several guys but I'm far from being Normal. hehe

evilgrl

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Originally Posted by evilgrl

Actually I've measured several guys but I'm far from being Normal. hehe

evilgrl

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Of course you're far from being normal; you're very special. And I ain't just saying that because I like to fantasize that a day might one day come when you knee me in the groin. Oh, wait, mebbe so, but, anyway...

M'goat bit me, so now I prefer sheep and DON'T LEAVE US HANGING! For the love of Velvetfog's sanity, what was the average about?

Another question that has plagued people who try to study this topic is that there is no standard for HOW to measure. As a youth, I used a ruler and I checked the length, from the base of the penis against my stomache to the tip; many years later, a crazy woman (who was very wonderful in many ways, but undeniably crackers) climbs into bed with me, and I'm a-hornier than a rattler that's been penned up without a venomous female for a year and a half, and she measured from the base in front of the penis to the tip. Naturally, because the abdomen curves upward from the interpublic joint, a wang is longer in front than in back.

Anyway, 'fess up: the Standard Weenie Size is...?

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Originally Posted by velvetfog

I appreciate the discussion in this thread. But the original question was: what is average, really? And I directed it especially at the women, although men are welcome to answer. I didn't ask if it matters either way. We have out minds made up on that. I think women self-censor and are very diplomatic, even when anonymous. I am not asking anyone to be obnoxious or to fib. But I know many women do measure, and the notion that women have a worse sense of measures than men is false. So what is average? In inches, centimetres or compared to everyday objects. What really hit the spot, or if you're a man, caught your attention otherwise? Come on, share your stories.

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And here I thought I was helping :( . Maybe we should all try this stuff, especially after reading this-
Did You Know?.....

The average erect penis size is 6.17 inches.
... That's the average size 90% of men possess...But who wants to be "Just Average"?


This was taken from an extremely reliable source- The "extend" web site. Even Ron Jeremy said so, and he ain't no average Joe. Here's the site link for you "average" guys :Baahaha: . Now that we know the average, can we move on? Seriously though, TROUBLE, what political party do you belong to? :confused:
Hey guys and gals, whats the average size of a mans testicles? :Baahaha: Just kidding. :D

Just got back from short trip and needed a cmputer repair after a major crash. Thankfully this site was not lost and when i logged in i found this discussion of size. Forget size in terms of length and thickness ( or cup size in women ) we have been brinwised by all the adds and Dr Ruth size doent mean a thing if its attached to an insensitive lout or a crul uncaring women. Personally I'll take a small brested women who cres ever time.