Tricking to get one's nads kicked?!?!?!
I couldn't agree more. The need to trick, WHY? Be upfront and at least there is no deception. Now how the hell do you trick a woman into kicking you in the balls? Do throw your crotch onto the floor as she goes to kick a tennis ball you placed on the spot earlier on?
Just be upfront with your ladies and tell them that's what turns you on.
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Originally Posted by exstudent
I don't know why you have to trick girls into kicking you. I've only had girlfriends do it but none object. I just start by saying i like it rough on my balls. They're the ones that getting into ballbusting in the end.
The One and ONLY, TROUBLE
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Originally Posted by Trouble
Try these:
* Whenever a woman has a legit complaint about something you've done or said, look at her funny and then ask, "Is it yo' time of the month, hunny?"
* Go up to some chick and ask, "What do they teach you guys in that 'self-defense' class thing, anyway?"
* Find Katie (who hasn't posted in WAY too long), cut her off, and steal her parking place.
* Find a Goth chick who wears too much makeup and tell her, "You know, THAT much makeup doesn't make you look pretty. You look like... a corpse, dressed up for an open-casket funeral, you know?"
* Find a feminist. Argue with her. Act like she's convincing you, slowly but surely, but keep the argument going. At some point say, "Well, yeah, but most women are prostitutes!"
* Guess women's ages. Add about 10-20 years to whatever you think she really is.
* Guess women's weights. Add a good 15-20 Kg to whtever you think she is.
* Invite a chick to a movie with Cynthia Rothrock in it. Let nature take its course. (If nature fails to work, then say something like you didn't think the movie was all that realistic because of how the guys reacted when Cynthia hit them below the belt.)
Cultivate a good "jerk" persona, and you will soon be swimming in more pain than you wanted to go out and find. :)
Free advice. Ahhh, the best kind.