ps-I wish girls like u were around when I was 23.......lol
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ps-I wish girls like u were around when I was 23.......lol
Thanks for posting hon.....you are a rare bird!!
Hmmmmm must have something to do with the height coz hes 5'9" too :p Either that, or your him under another name :p Thank you thank you thank you for the pics, they are YUMMIE :ibow4u:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer tv
FINALLY I have REAL pics of a girl getting kicked and kneed :D
Will u post them julie 18nz
Nope; it's got to be the height. I'm 183cm (5'10"), but people argue that I am not. My posture is lazy and my back permanently warped from years of trying to read a Commodore 64 screen. When I straighten up, people say I look much, much, much bigger.Okay, so now we know that women who have a 34c chest are into kicking guys in the balls (based on data supplied by EvilGrl), and we know that guys who are around 180cm (5'9") are into having their nuts turned into pulp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie18nz
That's what we'uns call a thorough study of the demographics of ballbusting.
wow, you are one cool sexy chick! I like both the black and the white boots, both with and without laces.Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie18nz
Your conversion from cm to ft/in is not quite accurate. You must divide number of cm by 2.54 to get number of inches. I am 1.79m and 5'10½"Quote:
Originally Posted by Trouble
183cm is 6"
5'9" (69 inches) is only 175cm
Still, being approximately 180cm must explain why I like having my nuts cracked.
* Gives Julie18nz a virtual CB back * (hey, that caught you by surprise). With these shoes: http://www.zappos.com/images/539/714...7-100949-p.jpg
Those pics are me getting kicked.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie18nz
Do u have any pics of u and your bf in a skirt?
Quote:
Originally Posted by me_no_wimp
:Baahaha: Hee, hee! :Baahaha:
This is where 'Trouble' points out to you that 183 cm is not 6".
It's 6'.
(Feet. Not inches.)
I'm only joking and being "picky". Just a typo I guess! :D Sorry. ;)
- Sara :)
yeah, silly me - I deserve a good hard kick in the balls for that.
I think u may be onto something with the 34c thing. I am a 34c too :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Trouble
OUCHIES :eek: and thank you :)Quote:
Originally Posted by me_no_wimp
I know its you, and ur a girl :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer tv
My bf has a few, none of us kicking tho. I will have to ask his permission to post them, and thank you for posting more :D
Hi Julie.........
Missed most of this post till now :(...you sound like the kinda girl I need to meet up with for an afternoon :)
Hope to catcha around...
Tommy
or maybe an evening or maybe both :) I could kick you all afternoon, then you could kick me all eveningQuote:
Originally Posted by Tommy
:D
Hope I see u around :)
Oh, stop it, you're just trying to make me drool on my keyboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie18nz
D'OH! Too late.
Yes, and now we know that I prefer to avoid multiplying numbers that I cannot factor in my head; I memorize a lot of stuff and sometimes get things wrong. It's true. I'm sorry and shit. I'm actually only 6 inches tall.
2.54 is not readily conducive to factoring, so I don't multoply anything by it unless I really have to.
Anyway, the point is that we now know that a 34c chest is a sure sign of a ballbuster. I'll be sure to carry some measuring tape with me from now on.
Going around measuring girls tits everywhere you go would be one SURE FIRE way of getting kicked in the balls more :) I wonder if that would work for ME tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Trouble
:D Well NOT in the balls coz I dont have any :p, but it may be worth a try :p
You mean women DON'T go around measuring each other? I guess my fantasies are a bit out of touch with reality...Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie18nz
My previous best friend (long story...) is a flat-chested chick that I have known all my life. I strongly suspect that if I so much as asked if I could measure her that I would greatly increase my chances of getting kicked in the balls. Too bad we don't talk any more.
My CURRENT best friend is also a chick, but, unfortunately, she's a Vulcan. If I start to measure her, she'll probably look at me and say something like, "If you were thinking of getting me a brassiere for Christmas, I feel it is my duty to inform you that the Holiday has already come and gone and my birthday is not until September. I see no other logical reason why the size of my chest would matter to you."
(Vulcan chicks are a little slow to figure things out. Her most recent one was, "Hm. This poem you wrote is about being in love with a woman who is a Virgo with three sons. Quite a coincidence; I'm a Virgo and I have three sons. By the nature of the poem, it would seem logical to conclude that this person is someone you really love. Are you going to give her a copy of this poem? It's well-written; I think she'll like it.")
And, yes, I DO call her a "pointy-eared halfbreed", but she doesn't get the reference.
How did I miss this part?Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie18nz
*Kicks Julie18nz in the balls.*
You're welcome.
I think you are an ideal woman......your whole attidie is so hot!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie18nz
Hope to see u some time.
Jenn
(meet you after school in our kilts...)
ps-check out the pics in my post on office clothes in the other forum
Sounds like a great day to me..........your on :)
Just say the time and place and I will put my best Kicking boots on lol.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trouble
Sounds like "pointy eared halfWIT" would be a better discription :p and u missed the other bit coz u answered as I was editing it :) I am the Typo Queen, so always have to edit at least twice :p
School uniforms :bananad: I just LOVE a girl in a uniform :loveeyesQuote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer tv
At least you're a Queen. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie18nz
The pointy-eared halfwit eventually figured it out. She's still sort of, "I'm not certain if logic dictates that I have comparable feelings for you or not."
On the one hand, it's actually really cute; on the oher hand, I entertain thoughts of demonstrating the Vulcan Bitch Slap.
I also figure that, if I persevere, I might soon experience the Vulcan Nerve Pinch in the location they didn't use in Star Trek. Then there's the Vulcan Nut Grip, the Vulcan Testicle Grind, etc. Mmmmmm, Vulcans.
Julie I have sent ya files over so check ya mail.................and "or maybe an evening or maybe both I could kick you all afternoon, then you could kick me all evening "
Lets get it on lol :)
Regards
Tommy
Oh, do the Vulcan nerve pinch on ME first :bananajum and u KNOW where :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Trouble
If you do persever, I hope she 'sees the logic' in kicking you in the balls :D
Thanks Tommy, they are very nice. I really liked the pic of th egirl kneeing the guy up against the car. I looked at her shoes adn went off into a little day dream :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Tommy
I woud like to say a very BIG thank you to Sara for letting me talk so openly here. I have joined BB groups and boards before, but as soon as I have mentioned CB I have been banned.
This is a really great board, I would have to say, the best I have ever seen. With really great people. Thank you for letting me stay :)
Julie
Don't ALL women, sooner or later, come to the conclusion that logic dictates a good kick to the nuts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie18nz
As for being banned for mentioning cuntbusting on other boards: yes, this place is great. I usually get banned as soon as I mention Lempel-Ziv 77. ;)
So this crowd accepts:
-Kicking testicles as erotic subject matter;
-Kicking cunts (like julie18nz's) as erotic subject matter;
-Data compression algorithms as less-than-hated subject matter (the brief discussions on technology, like Tamakeri's question about access mode and mine about any number of geek stuff, have not been loaded with the pretentious snot-nose 'tude that often shows up on programmer dicussion groups);
-Foreign language posts (English preferred, but not required);
-I mean, heck. If I brought up that red bell pappers typically have a greater vitamin C content than green bell peppers in an erotic and stimulating way, they'd probably allow that, too!
(Okay, if she kicks you in the balls, use the green bell pepper; if she kicks you REALLY HARD, use the red bell pepper. Insert into her and slowly suck the thing out of her as you munch it down. Mmm, yeah, swallow that bell pepper down, tiger.)