I wud if I cud but you're the one with the talent:ibow4u:Quote:
Originally Posted by cutponies
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I wud if I cud but you're the one with the talent:ibow4u:Quote:
Originally Posted by cutponies
Snoodle ********** Cutponies for the queen
lol. She should sit on your face and stuff her balls in your mouth while she does it :D
Oh by the way all, I'm working on a pic for sylvia. Burning AND cutting. You'll all love it:DQuote:
Originally Posted by silvia_lati
Then I'd be tempted to bite them off.. hey not a bad idea.. but my plate's full right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvester
Met Tom Baker once, face to face, on the set of Dr. Who. Big guy
Met Pierre Trudeau and Jim Lovell. Little guys
Met Julie Strain, face to cleavage.:)
Met Brigitte Nielson too, face to sternum :wooow
Baad cutponies!!
It occurs to me that we should take advantage of modern technology
By the way, I also do photo-manipulations (forgot to mention) Like your G/F turned into a CWD, or your B/F into a eunuch?
ARE YOU LISTENING SNOODLE?
I used my own packet for the manipulation of the domme. And as for that cher lady (no names please), the only way you can tell that it's a manipulation is the fact that che's (sic) never been photographed nude!
Small images 'cause I'm running out of alloted attachments
That was Troubled, not Trouble. He's using the avatar I made meself, as opposed to the current one which... is almost certainly copyright infringement... Uh-oh... Okay, we need a NEW AVATR for Touble, STAT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom B
Yew c'n tell the differnce a'tween me n' thet Troubled guy. Now, farst, he's got that 'd' in 'is name, n' second, e' down't hardly sound like a Texan.
Now, I might be no rockit dentist, but even I knows that Tom Baker was the most kick-assest of ever'one 'oo ever played Dr. 'Oo. The mere fact that the only Dr. 'Oo DVD I owns happens to have Hartnell in it, not Baker, is jist cuz... WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BB? Stop getting me off-track.
Rock on, Tommy!
IMHO that is – by far – the best yet cutponies :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cutponies
I’m right there with you on the Hartnell front Troubled :thumbup. Its clear that you are a man of taste and seniority :) I’ve even changed my picture thing as a show of support (or did folks prefer the old one?) Why are they called avatars? Where’s the word come from? I thought that was a Hindu deity. Isn’t an image supposed to be 3-dimensional to be an avatar or am I just showing my age :confused:
Cannon & Ball weren’t a patch on Morecombe & Wise!
Bring me sunshine :thumbup
An avatar is a manifested incarnation of a god or idea. eg. The Statue of Liberte (sic- not as widely misspelled Liberty-remember Elle est Francais) is a avatar of freedom, the blind lady with the scales is an avatar of justice
I only mentioned Tom Baker et. al. to give Betty Page an excuse to spank me
Did anyone catch the blunder I made with this pic? Free custom manipulation just 4 U for the first person with the right answer. And no it's not the testicles on the castratrix. That's snoodle, and it's not the lack of genitilia on the "men" .They're the queen's eunuchs.Quote:
Originally Posted by cutponies
great toon pic thanks, I love a lady that bits
For one she's cutting yer dick off NOT ********** you.Quote:
Originally Posted by cutponies
Great ! I like it
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Originally Posted by Bill
At best that's a mistake in the title, although that's debatable. No the error is in the picture itself.
C'mon free manipulation 4 the first correct answer.
[quote=Bill]IMHO that is – by far – the best yet cutponies :D
What mean IMHO?
Another on the same theme:wooow
bits???????????Quote:
Originally Posted by ottobeused
The cookie oreo is named for a landform that it resembles, which is turn is named for the region surrounding a woman's nipple that IT resembles!:wooow
That calling a woman's equipment a pussy is not slang, it's the proper work in ancient greek!;)
Aside from Homo-Sapiens, the only other species that nookey-nookeys just for fun (and usually face-to face) is the Bonobo (pygmy chimp.):iluvu:
All male mammals have a bone to aid erection, except H. sapiens.:(
Only Humans and Elephants wear the tits over the upper rib cage.
Only Humans and Kangaroos can make love when both partners are standing up.
A touque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, an' it's pronounced Zed, not Zee, ZED,! My name is----- oops wrong forum:cryingblu
Baaad cutponies
Uh, common guys and dolls and neuts. I Know you're viewing my pics, I can see the numbers. Give me some feedback, criticism, requests. I feel like I'm monp, uh momopol, monopolic.... the only one in this thread sometimes.. Don't be shy, POST!
Even if only to insult me, I don't mind.
Remember free job to whoever finds my goof first!
"It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone, more or---"
whoops---- wrong forum again
Really baaaad cutponies
As good as cutponies stuff, and do keep it coming, does any have any other bb artwork?
Im wondering if maybe the threads contents is almost all thats out there?
Maybe any others could have a go at some bb cartoons themselves? Post them up for all to see?
Maybe those that can could pick a type of bust and then in there own style share with everyone what they came up with?
I wish I could draw...
I have doodled before, but Im no artist! haha...
But anyway, no dis respect at all to cutponies...as I said, just maybe we need abit more variety?
Or maybe we dont. Hey its just my opinion, Im not expecting everyone to agree with me. :)
I do like your style tho cutponies. :)
kisses and kicks
BBP
Awesome stuff Cutponies, I don't know what program your using tio do the pics with but the're good. I'm not sure if you do them by hand and load them or if you do them on the computer though. I'd like to say MS Paint but that'd be way off :confused: Anyways cool art and happy drawing stuffs.
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back the first 'toons
So I could stay
Let's see now
DELTA E TIMES DELTA T=PLANK'S CONSTANT OVER 2 PI
AHA. EASY. IF E IS MADE NEGATIVE T BECOMES NEGATIVE
Supremely baaad, cutponies
Actually you're not off. I draw and solid colour them in MS paint, Then make a mask with the flesh tones removed, airbrush the shadows and highlights in Paint Shop Pro v3 (It has the best airbrush), and overlay the mask again with MS paint. With very complex curves I will sometimes hand draw on paper, scan, and paste ( I have about 1k of curves stored)Quote:
Originally Posted by ThanxsMan
Now for the kicker. I'm not an artist. I'm a scientist, with 2 books and 3 research papers to my credit. Specifically a photogrammetist (I interpret air-photos and convert them into topographic maps) That's where I picked up the talent, a curve is a curve whether it's a winding river or a thigh. There were about 500 of us worldwide.. Then I did something supremely stupid. I wrote a computer programme that would do it all automatically. Now there are none of us, we all became obsolete.
Needless to say I'm not very popular in the field :autogun :cryingblu
Still get royalties for the programme, mostly from CSIS & CIA ( does that make me a spook?)
Realllyyy baaaad cutponies
Well, you requested comments, so here yah go:
The typica; backgrounds used in computer art (solid white or solid black) are, of course, just as easy to compress as solid blue or any other colour. I suspect you floodfill with blue after arranging each piece; I appreciate the choice, but since solid blue is atypical, I suggest using another colour from time to time.
As you are probably well aware, blue in the tone and hue you use does a semi-good job of triking the brain into thinking it's daylight (our brains sure are easy to fool). I suggest using some other colours. Another thing you might try is starting with backgrounds. After assembling a piece, use MS Paint to draw a line across whereever it looks right to have the horizon set; then colour the floor and the wall differently.
The flaws of much of my early artwork are still present in the artwork I do today; however, I added backgrounds, and then worked more and more on developing the background art, and people now tend to overlook he crumminess of my foregrounds. So I would also urge you to start working in some background art; even a little sets the atmosphere and context better than none at all.
Now, aren't you sorry you asked?
Interesting points. What do the rest of you guys, dolls and neuts think? Vote for choice 1 or choice 2. I personally think that backgrounds detract from scene, and that's why I don't do them, unless it adds to the theme of the pic, but like I said earlier, I'm a scientist, not an artist.
Oh by the way. I will have to delete the earlier pics from time to time in order to keep my allotment below 4 mb of attachments, so if you like a picture, download it, it won't be there forever. If you want to play with it (cut paste, maniplulate) or share it with others, feel free, they're not copyrighted.
Still haven't found the goof in the earlier picture? It's obvious to me, but maybe I'm my own worst critic.
very nice pics, but where are my photos?
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Originally Posted by BallbustingPrincess
Thank you princess. Send me a portrait of you and I'll do a toon of U busting me (or any other man). Who would you like to torment?
(she's refering to the proofs I sent her)Quote:
Originally Posted by silvia_lati
Do they look Italian?
Silvia, What do you want me to do with the original photos now? Erase them?
He asked me to do one of him being ********* by a red-head with green eyes with his usual rolled up white shirt kinky fetish. HEY it works quite well doesn't it?
Well Pet, I hope you enjoy your life as her personal eunuch, attending her needs when she entertians her girfriends. Never again to erect, never again to wear anything below the navel, so that all can see your loss.
I know this lady personally, and if your penis so much as twitches in her presence she will tear it out with her bare hands, just as she did your testicles! Or maybe you want her to do that to you? Let me know.
As for the rest of you here's a clue to my goof. Octopus, Platypus, Triceratops, Rinoceras.