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And I know it would feel good to get it all off my chest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alec Anaconda
Know any publishers who'd take a risk on my story?
Essentially, I'd be whining about my childhood.
It might make a fascinating read for a few, but would it
be even enough to cover the cost of publishing?:confused:
I just like to watch somebody get his thing cut by a very beautiful girl or woman.
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Essentially, I'd be whining about my childhood.
One has to be excruciatingly cautions when writing about under eighteens, for your penname cannot provide the (apparent) anonymity of a forum.
This includes your recollections of your own childhood.
Exactly what you could include must be dictated my the publisher
Please read the links in my signature and this one:
http://www.fiction4all.com/index.htm?id=annoc&in=22
Can you find a genre where your intended work would fit?
Your whining about your childhood does not seem to, so far, to be a formula for a best seller.
Maybe, how your man-hating mother has moulded your adult sex life, and those adult experiences, would form a better narrative.
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It might make a fascinating read for a few, but would it be even enough to cover the cost of publishing?
Unless you are a “celebrity” or a “worthy”, selling an autobiography is unlikely.
However, adding an ebook is relatively cheap when compared to paper, especially if you present a clear manuscript already format to their standards.
Maybe you just need to write this book for you, not for publication.
As there is a world of difference in the workloads, could I suggest that you start with the blurb.
You could post it here and ask for many opinions, or message me if you wish.
Alec Anaconda
You've given me a lot to consider.
What I think I'll do is just start writing...and keep it in
a special file on my computer. Once I have it all down
in text form, I can pull the best bits from it and see
what that forms.
Thanks for the suggestions.
They have been most inspiring.:thumbup
But you have no idea why?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Fu
if i were to find a women who was actually interested in adding more cocks to her collection or just to get the chance to slice off an errect penis then I would let cut it off, but there's probably no woman that would actually want to slice of a penis, all the ones online are usually men posing as women.
**edit**
and if by any chance there is a female who is into taking things for real then I'd like to met you and donate my fat uncut dick or balls to you.
Ok, same question. Any idea why you want this done to you?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by akuma
Well It's my deepest fetish and fantasy, I would like to make it reality, and indulge a woman's ********** fetish aswell.
:) Understood, the fetish is why we're all here.Quote:
Originally Posted by akuma
But I was hoping that you might share where you believe
it stems from for you.
For me, it was hammered in by several females I grew up
with.
Is that how it was with you?:confused:
Several females?? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chilly
You lucky!! For me it was hammered in by an older girl I played with as I was a child.... but the idea of several females is wonderful! Would you like to tell us more?
;) Well, lucky is not how I would describe myself. When it comes to sexQuote:
Originally Posted by elefante37
(at least in males, I can't speak for females), I believe the luckiest guys
are the ones who've never developed any fetishes, because they could
get it by just snapping their fingers...and the hottest babes would just
come flocking to them. They must have mindblowing sex because they
and their partners have the healthiest outlook on it.
While I can still function at plain vanilla sex, I think she gets more out of
it than I do. Some comedian wisely said sex is like pizza -- you prefer it
hot, but it's still good even when it's otherwise.:Baahaha: But for me to be able
to hit the ceiling, well, it has to be kinky. And I think it is the same for
most guys with fetishes. We really cannot roll back the sexual clock to
more innocent times. It just doesn't work for us, anymore. All we can do
is move forward, and that means more and more kinky.
One of my earliest memories involves a girl who earned the nickname "the
dickeater" in our school, not because she gave great head (maybe she
did, but I wouldn't know, since she never had anything to do with me),
but because her conversations with most boys always seemed to include
phrases like "cut it off" or "cook it" or "eat it up."
She was so brazen about it, that one day, in English class, the teacher
had asked her to go up to the blackboard and write a sentence using
the word "gross" in it. So she wrote, "Eating a hot dog, and finding out it
has veins, is gross."
:rolleyes: Yeah, that was our dickeater, all right. Not enough there, really, to
get in any kind of trouble, but she reminded us all of where her mind
always seemed to be. The teacher just corrected the sentence
(apparently, it wasn't proper English in some way), while the girls
giggled and made "ewwww!" sounds, and the guys just got hot and
bothered. :Baahaha:
Now tell me about this older girl you knew...
As of this post, an even 100 guys have responded to the poll.
The ratio of those who SAY they are serious, has dropped
closer to one in five now.
No one on either side of the question still seems too keen on
letting me pick their brains.:(
Well Mr Chilly, you presented two options, neither of which I could select in good faith.
I like my cock a lot, for it has given me considerable pleasure over the years.
It’s on the larger side of average, but not so huge as to be an encumbrance or a danger to a lady’s internal organs.
Nobly, nay gallantly, assisted by its two rotund friends, it has produced some truly wonderful descendents.
It allows me to piss without sitting and, heaven forbid, wiping afterwards.
If ever an urologist announces penile cancer and chopping off my cock, I will give serious thought to my decision.
To me, this would be a nightmare scenario.
Nevertheless, variety is the spice of life and your fantasies are valid.
I wish you much luck in your quest, but cannot resist quoting,
“Be careful what you wish for”.
Alec Anaconda
I would never wish for my personal fetish to ever come true. If anything, I've wished I could be free of my fetish, so I could just be normal. But as I get older, I find that the "big O" just isn't as important to me as it once was. It doesn't mean I want to give them up. It just means that sex is not on my mind as much as it was when I was in my prime. I guess this is only natural due to my age.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alec Anaconda
The poll isn't about nightmare scenarios. It's about how you personally feel under normal circumstances. It seems to me if cancer or something like that would be what it would take to make you consider a penectomy, then the "no" option fits you perfectly.
Still, you raise an interesting idea which I've not considered before. I think it may make for an interesting discussion. I pose this scenario to anyone interested enough to respond to it:
You are alone in a tent in the desert. You are dreaming of a sexy encounter, hence you have an erection. You are rudely awakened by a nasty sting on your penis. It is a small but deadly scorpion. :cussing: You know that as long as you maintain the erection, the poisoned blood is trapped in your dick. But the moment that blood goes back into your body, you'll be dead long before any help can arrive to save you. What do you do?:cryingblu
the idea certainly interests me, but I don't think I could ever go through with it in real life. I mean it's really something you could only do once, then after that things would probably get a bit less interesting.