Extreme News Articles (true SEVERE news items)

Friday May 18 5:22 PM ET

Woman Bites Off Chicago Man's Testicles

CHICAGO (Reuters) - A woman walked into Chicago Police headquarters early on Friday and handed over a pair of testicles she said she had bitten off a man who had sexually assaulted her, police said.

``During the assault, the female victim got the man's testicles in her mouth and bit them off,'' Officer Thomas Donegan told Reuters.

The woman presented the testicles at police headquarters, a short walk from where the alleged attack occurred, Donegan said.

The man found his way to a local hospital where he underwent unsuccessful reattachment surgery and was being questioned by police.

The woman, 42, was treated at another hospital and released.

Tuesday February 8, 10:28 AM

Welsh rugby fan cuts off testicles after win

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.


Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday.


Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.


But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.


Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.


Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.

Yikes! :eek:

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Originally Posted by play with my plums

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.

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Ah, the perils of alcohol! Before I even read to the end of the first sentence, I thought this guy's been drinking... Most people just end up with a load of unwanted tattoos, but I guess this rugby fan wasn't so lucky...

David B.
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I hope I am not the only one that thinks this stuff is gross.
What in the hell has happened to people. I mean, I really like girls kicking men in the balls on tv, movies or pics. Have since I was a kid. It's sexy. But what the F#@k! does mutilation have to do with that. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Women kicking, kneeing and squeezing a mans balls in self defense or for fun with him is sexy, but anything that involves drawing blood (and consequently mutilating) is downright evil. Why an earth can't we just stick to good old fashion groin kicks and get news articles on that?


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Note Inserted By Sara :

This same member has contributed to this same thread on June 16, 2004 in post number 27:
www.femaledom.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5192&postcount=27
This is what he posted last year:

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Originally Posted by bulgingballs

Hi Sara
Did you also hear about the man in Souht Africa who was grabbed by the balls and squeezed by his wife (cause he wanted to have sex and she didn't) and he died on her!

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I find it strange that this member would post the same kind of material that he is now complaining about:
"You people should be ashamed of yourselves."

Any future complaints of this nature from this member will be deleted and may result in banning him from these forums.

Mr. 'bulgingballs': - - - Please refrain from posting negative critical complaints.
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Originally Posted by buldgingballs

I hope I am not the only one that thinks this stuff is gross.
What in the hell has happened to people. I mean, I really like girls kicking men in the balls on tv, movies or pics. Have since I was a kid. It's sexy. But what the F#@k! does mutilation have to do with that. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Women kicking, kneeing and squeezing a mans balls in self defense or for fun with him is sexy, but anything that involves drawing blood (and consequently mutilating) is downright evil. Why an earth can't we just stick to good old fashion groin kicks and get news articles on that?

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Errrrrrmmmmm, maybe it would be a good idea if u took a wee look at the name of the thread :) I too, dont like a lot of articles in this thread, but I am a BIG girlie and can read, so I KNOW I aint gonna be finding articles of how someone was softly kicked in the nuts. I doubt if that would be 'news' anyway.

There seems to be a lot of people complaing about threads here. We ALL knew what was on offer before we joined. We didnt come here blind or were ****** to join. If you dont like a thread FINE, we are ALL different to SOME degree, thats what makes the world a great place, but if you dont like a thread, how about we all act like BIG kids and just not go there again and stop insulting people that have different tastes to our own.

I really dont want to see this board go the way of so many others, ie: Just one long insulting slanging match after another

Remember, most guys would think that people like us are disgusting and evil for wanting to be kicked in the balls or wanting to kick someone in the balls. Besides that, there are far worse things other than mangled testes that go on in this world. Even though it's gross we still look.

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Originally Posted by Magnum

. . .there are far worse things other than mangled testes that go on in this world.

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WORSE than mangled testes?!? Yer a sick man, Magnum. I like it.

As fir real and extreme news, this exerpt from an article on insurance will reveal something dreadful and heartbreaking: Nicole Kidman is not going to knee any of us in the nuts. Not even ME! Read on if you are strong of heart and can take the news that Kidman won'y be hrusting her knee up between your legs any time soon:

. . .Kidman injured her right knee during the filming of Moulin Rouge in Australia in 2000, which resulted in two claims for delays and a $3 million insurance loss. In 2001, she quit Panic Room after three weeks of shooting because of her knee, a decision that almost resulted in the entire production being canceled and a $54 million insurance claim. Fortunately for the insurer, the producers decided to continue with a replacement actress, Jodie Foster. Still, they had to pay $7 million for the delay and additional expenses. As a result of all these claims, Kidman's acting career was in limbo. When she was proposed as the star of Miramax's Cold Mountain, Lloyd's of London effectively turned her down by asking a 20 percent premium, which no movie could afford, while Fireman's Fund, after noting "we have really bent over backwards and taken risks on this that no one in the marketplace was willing to take," turned down coverage on the grounds that "the major fact that can't be changed is our paying three claims for this actress's knees over the years."

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Originally Posted by buldgingballs

I hope I am not the only one that thinks this stuff is gross.
What in the hell has happened to people. I mean, I really like girls kicking men in the balls on tv, movies or pics. Have since I was a kid. It's sexy. But what the F#@k! does mutilation have to do with that. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Women kicking, kneeing and squeezing a mans balls in self defense or for fun with him is sexy, but anything that involves drawing blood (and consequently mutilating) is downright evil. Why an earth can't we just stick to good old fashion groin kicks and get news articles on that?


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Note Inserted By Sara :

[B]This same member has contributed to this same thread on June 16, 2004 in post number 27:
www.femaledom.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5192&postcount=27
This is what he posted last year:
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I find it strange that this member would post the same kind of material that he is now complaining about:
"You people should be ashamed of yourselves."

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This was something I was going to write about 2 days ago but felt low on energy...

Why do people put the effort into criticizing something that offends them, when they look so hard for it in the first place... this guy had happily added to this thread last year, when it was no different. So the fact that I & other consenting adults should discover such material & share it for the interest's of other user's - in the appropriately labeled thread, gross or not - Whilst searching for (*wave quote marks in the air*) more normal perversion/deviations Is seemingly & unfortunately of no relevance!?

I occasionally despair at mankind's ability for rational thought & this is one of those sad occasions.... :(