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Originally Posted by phantomflier
You DO know what Praire Oysters are?:Baahaha: eh!
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Originally Posted by phantomflier
You DO know what Praire Oysters are?:Baahaha: eh!
silvia_lati if you knew you could get away with it, would you ******** a man for real? How would you do it?
What would it be like for him while you are doing it to him? If I am tied down to your gelding table, I am looking up at you, a very beautiful sexy red haired castratrix, and you are very slowly cutting my balls out. What is it like for me while you are doing it to me? Do I have an erection? Do I have a last cum while you are cutting me?
After you have cut me, what is it like for me to be your personal eunuch slave that you *********? What is it like to serve and worship you forever as Goddess?
Please answer silvia_lati, I would really like to know.
Bloke from "Down Under" back again, good to see you're up to your usual antics. Um, how how bout a translated version of the previous pic and your vietnamese one for those of us that don't have linguastic skills such as yours.
Cheers cobber!
The Vietnamese pic-
Standing Girl " You'll have to finish the job "
Other Girl " O.K. I will "
Silvia- "Yes, I burned out his eyes when I ********* him. He saw me naked. Look where I branded him"
Действительно ли Вы счастливы теперь любопытный господин? (EH?):Baahaha:
P.S. that's linguistic!
P.P.S. That's you that B.P. is spanking!
I stand corrected Cutponies since I won't be able to sit down for a while, plus thanks
I know how much he likes scenes of black ladies turning men into eunuchs for the harem.
Вы обращаетесь к моим картинам или моему русскому языку? Я был в Советском Союзе в 1980, чтобы представить бумагу на конференции науки. Пища в Варшавской Гостинице была выдающейся.
Хотели бы Вы меня тянуть специальную картину для Вас? Скажите мне, что Вы хотите!
Я мог тянуть картину голой девочки казака, кастрирующей некоторых заключенных.
P.S. That should read "Ach, sehr gut!"
great one cutponies and I was referring to your spelling correction early.
А как много здесь людей из Росси???
How many people from Russia here???
Я думаю, что есть два человека из России. Я - канадец уэльсского спуска. Я узнал небольшого русского в течение конференции науки в Москве в 1980. Если Вы говорите мне, что Вы хотели бы видеть, что я буду красить мультипликацию для Вас.
You know of course that everyone has Russian blood in them. Yes, it's Russian through your veins. eh!
Cossack Queen
:bananawin
Puns are supposed to be bad.:(
By the way, I like your new avatar. Ii was getting sick of looking at that ugly mug. eh
I am from Russia too. Nice to see russian words in this great forum! :)
Я тоже из России, сижу много пишу мало, но эту реплику просто не мог пропустить!
First sentence-quote "That Lady doesn't look Russian" unquoteQuote:
Originally Posted by cutponies
I've been to Russia, and every woman I saw was raven-haired, and tended to slim. I must have been a bit tired or I would have noticed the impossibly voluptous figure and her hair colour.
Second sentence-quote "Aha, That's Silvia Lati, and she is Italian"
For those of you who don't know what Silvia looks like, This is her. Compare to picture above!
P.S. Question- How is it that the Soviets in WW2 were able to produce 20 times as many tanks as the Nazis?
Answer- "More Russian around in the factories than the Germans"
(and you thought the first pun was bad)
Да. Я использовал бы зажим, чтобы кастрировать все пять из Вас. Вы были бы моими меринами.