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Nice work Cutponies!
However it's strange to see the man's testicles fly away for that punch! And also his position is a little strange! Normally the reaction to a similar hit is an "ooffff!" expression!
Thanks cutponies for giving that beauty a darker color! You know me so well!:thumbup Women of color rule!:D And I dool! (Sorry that was bad! I deserve to be punished!):bananajum
I also need to learn how to spell! I don't know where the "r" went in drool! I need to be punished some more!:)
He just knocked her down with a kick. He's going to finish her off ,with a second kick when she squinches him.. That's the first time that I've had to explain a pic. Hmm, maybe I'm losing my touch. Or maybe you've never seen a kick-boxing match. But yes, I agree. The face isn't my best work!Quote:
Originally Posted by fittizzioh
Hey Fittizz
You're right. I know nothing about organised fighting. Few Canadians do. You see we're not much into unarmed combat here. We don't have to be. We're sports fans ( and I do mean fans which is short for fanatic) here, and never travel anywhere without our equipment. If one of us were attacked;-
1) in Spring we would never be without a Baseball Bat, Perfectly designed to bash in heads
2) in Summer we'd have a Lacross Raquette. It has a curve on the end, like a shepherd's crook. Perfect for choking
3) in Fall- Football Boots (our kind of football, which is derived from Rugby) 4 cm. nails for cleats, and we sharpen them! 'Nuff said
4) in Winter- We'd be perfectly armed. What chance would a Samurai Sword have against a Hockey Stick? Not to mention that perfect cutting weapon, a Hockey Skate!
But you're right about the scene. Hmm, lets see;- no rules, man being beaten bloody, doesn't know how to defend himsel, no ref, women only spectators, combatants nude.
AHA!
It's an entertainment at the International Dommes Convention!
You're right about the face. too "sad" not enough "pain". I'll try again.
Also the balls. Yes, she's quite a fighter but she's not Emma Peel ( Dianna Rigg). So I un-********* him!
Better?
Ciao Kemo-Sabe
P.S. Now if that 5-3 Soccer Game , had been a Hockey final, and the French guy insulted a Canadian. The Canadian would have checked, slashed, highsticked, iced, and interferred with him. He would have received a major penalty (5 min).
P.P.S You like fights?
GO TO A HOCKEY GAME!
Now if You had meant to say to your BBBBBB etc Ball-Busting BitchQuote:
Originally Posted by skipperbob
"Ranchor my balls"
She'd do what you always get done
But if you dropped the "r"
"Anchor my balls"
Hmmm?- The World Wonders!
Or "kick me in the rear" or
After your "session" you offered to make her her some real "treats "
Or use a rasp on my balls
Chicken with rice, dear?
And of course for a sea captain, "hard rudder"
AHA!!!!! That's how you hit that iceberg!
:Baahaha: :wooow :jumpsmile
Ciao Kemo Sabe!:bananawin
Everyone:
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hubbabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun, must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus !!!!!
(Eunice and I Are both Hosers, eh!)
(Oh, Shania & Avril are Snowbirds too, eh!)
(Doo-loo-too-too-doo-doo-do-, eh!)
But just a quick one. There are others in line!Quote:
Originally Posted by skipperbob
Thanks cutponies! That would have been a goal if you hadn't been playing on one on those stupid Canadian football fields that are longer than they should be!:wooow
If that had been a hockey game, Zidane would have ********* Materazzi with his hockey stick. We canucks like to say that some players are "surgeons" with their sticks.Quote:
Originally Posted by cutponies
Cutponies, you totaly nailed it, eh!Quote:
Originally Posted by cutponies
Good job, dude, eh?
Shania is, like, totally recognizable, eh! Avril is hot!! Eh!
Thanks for getting them to take care of my little...you know...problem, eh!
eunice (now a eunuch, eh?)
I mean you're going to "thud" anyway when you land, ehQuote:
Originally Posted by skipperbob
Wouldn't have bonked your head on crossbar, eh?
Ciao Kemo Sabe, eh
:bananawin
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cutponies: The description of canadian fight equipment was really funny!
About the picture: i think now it's really much better!! I'd surely fight in the International dommes convention for entertainment!
I'd love to try if Diana Rigg could punch my balls off me!!
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Originally Posted by cutponies
I know penalities in hokey are really light! It's the same in "calcetto" (same as soccer, but 5 vs 5 and on a smaller court)!
I love fights! I did taekwondo and I love this kind of sports!