The Wizard is Hungry.
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The Wizard is Hungry.
Rebecca, not sure if you've seen this: http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/c..._penis2/9.html
I also found this: A man peacefully relieving himself was shocked to find his most intimate part the subject of an ophidian assault, when a serpent either unexpectedly took fright at his dangling member, or else spied a tasty morsel.
The man (51) went to relieve himself on the toilet of his Taiwan home. After he had sat down, he suddenly felt a sharp pain, as though he had been cut with a blade.
Shocked by the intense pain, he stood up instinctively, and looking down was shocked to see a large snake hanging off his penis, its fangs sunk firmly home. Its persistence possibly suggests it had indeed mistaken his member for a small rodent, as otherwise it might be expected to flee immediately…
He soon went to the hospital, and fortunately his injuries were light and the snake non-venomous, though doctors harbour concerns of infection: “The inside of a snake’s mouth is none too hygienic, but once we’ve confirmed there is no infection he can go home.”
What happened to the optimistic snake is not recorded.
Taiwan is a tropical place, and snakes frequently enter homes. However, the standards of hygiene are high, and toilets are typically properly plumbed, so it seems possible this interloper borrowed the toilet for use as a lair, rather than entered the domicile from it.
And this:
A man in the midst of relieving himself was shocked when a large rat suddenly leapt forth from the toilet and took a bite out of his dangling manhood.
The man, a resident of the Jianxi province of China, was crouched over a public toilet and in the process of emptying his bowels, when out of the foetid depths of the toilet flew a large and apparently irritated rat, which sank its teeth into the first thing it saw, which happened to be the man’s tenderest part.
The toilet in question was a traditional East Asian squat type, apparently plumbed by the cost efficient means of a large hole full of sewage, possibly explaining the rat’s presence.
A reporter at the scene called the exterior of the toilet “OK”, but thought the inside to be rather unhygienic.
After this shocking assault, the man sprung to his feet whilst bleeding profusely. He pulled up his trousers and headed to the hospital in an unusual display of medical common sense.
The doctor quickly identified the rat’s tooth-marks on the man’s member, and the man soon found the cure as problematic as the malady: his penis was washed in hydrogen peroxide solution as a disinfectant, and he was recommended to take shots against rabies…
The rat apparently made good its escape.
These were at a site called "crunchyroll" LMAO!
The problem with movies like "Teeth", or that You Tube short ("Sausage Fest fo the Weenie Cart Girls") is that there is no actual eating of the naughty bits by the monsters themselves.
Yes, we get crabs and a dog dining on peckers in the first. But the Vagina Dentata only bites. And for me, that bites.
And I know I'm not alone. This chick wanted to see some hungry vajayjay action:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3081133AAudOgS
We were both disappointed on that detail, it seems.:(
As for the You Tube video, the fact is, everything BUT the victims' peenors goes into the grinder! They put those in some bogus "trophy case"!
Recently, I watched a film called "Papaya, Love Goddess of the Cannibals."
In the first 6 minutes, we see the titular goddess have sex with her victim, and while he basks in the afterglow of his orgasm, she lowers her face to his groin and bites off...something.
It's hard to say what, really. He screams. His hands on his bloody crotch. Her bloody faces rises up into the blurry shadows. Is she chewing? Spitting something out? Really difficult to make out, but it looks like something does fly out of her mouth.
Some "cannibal" goddess. Ripoff, I call it.
So what is up with these directors, anyway? Biting/chopping them off is great, but ingesting is a no-no? That just going a leetle beet too far?:rolleyes:
All of the really great movie monsters ate what they bit off, goddammit!
Ask yourself which is better, the T-Rex eating the lawyer, or the T-Rex just biting his arm off and spitting it out? Did the Blob ever spit? Jaws?
I rest my case.
Dear Guys! In fact it is quite not necessary to cut cock and balls before roasting them in the grill or oven. It may be done inside vagina. By the way, most of you know about Vagina dentata; now you should learn about Vagina Ignata (fiery, burning pussy.)
Any volunteers??? :cool: :rolleyes: :p
Some where on this forum I recently saw a photo or att. of a beautiful woman sitting in a nice dimmly lite restaurant tablle getting ready to order dinner. To assist her was a sexy waitress standing attentively by as the customer is thinking it over. Also standing with the waitress is a naked man of whom the waitress bought over for inspection and consideration to order for dinner. The customer is looking at his delectable cock and balls and with a smile says "I"ll take it". I've had that exact fantasy and It was fantastic.
I am guy volunteer for put my cock and balls in Your Vagina dentata and...
solange.piggy@yahoo.fr
i do think about a male who lay on a glassplate with a hole for his dick , below the plate ther are swimming hungry pirajas....
interesting idea
except i don't like of ideas of animals (like rats) doing the eating (just my opinion)
Just found a new story for the thread. http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/C/ea_155755cock_vor.htm
hungry gatorsnatch
Feed the swan
I'm a little surprised that, given all the different and horrible means that have been used to torture people over the span of history, that the use of animals to attack/remove the male genitals have not been used. I would think that such a method would strike terror into the victim, and would obviously be very painful. Yet I have heard/read almost nothing about such methods being used, aside from some small references to a woman who employed such methods during the Vietnam War.
There are only a handful of fictional stories out there that relate to this subject, and very few drawings either. I'm not surprised there are no pictures, as that would be a little too much.
The idea of teeth inside a vagina does very little for me. Perhaps because I am the proud owner of one (without teeth of course). :)
Rebecca
Anything imagined has happened I would bet except the teeth in the vagina. I like something thats possible yet forbidden. Since this is not only forbidden but illegall it, will never be disclosed for fear of the law. In fantasy land I have enjoyed your fantasy of a rat eating a mans' gentals. The idea of being in bondage and having a lowly animal as a rat eating my gentals and being so very vernable is a rush but only when a woman or women are watching and enjoying it. Pretty sick I know but it is only fantasy
This might be the right place here about the penis trap for rapists
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets...1670006300.jpg
see link here (but nothing really dealing with testicles):http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/2140,n...ti-****-device
There's a hallowen recipe site that has a testicle (fake) dish.
http://www.divinedinnerparty.com/ima...rty-recipe.jpg
http://www.divinedinnerparty.com/gro...een-foods.html
on a platter (but not sure they're real):
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...rnin/penis.jpg
from here: http://www.sodahead.com/living/what-...cles%2Bplatter
This is somewhat better here:
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6066/pic17371ye3.jpg
http://latestdata.blogspot.com/2006/...-our-dish.html
Hi,
here are a recipe from the net about best male parts enjoy it:)
Christmas Cookies --
xxx
Ingredients:
• 6 c. wheat flour
• 1 c. brown sugar, packed
• 1 c. granulated sugar
• 2 c. melted male butt fat
• 1½ c. powdered male frontal skull bones*
• 25 powdered right quadrant male molars*
• 2 Tbs. male brown shoulder fat
• 3 c. diced male cocks
• 50 male nipples
• 50 male boysters (testicles), sliced
Nutritional Information: per 6 average cookies:
• Protein: 25 grams
• Total fat: 40 grams
o Saturated, 73%
o PolyUnsaturated, 22%
• Carbohydrates: 50 grams
• Calcium: 60 grams
• Calories: 220
• Fiber: less than 2 grams if bleached flour used, 6 grams if whole wheat flour used
• Vitamins and minerals: less than 2% all RDA
In a large mixing bowl, cream together sugars, butt fat, powdered skull bone, molars, and diced cocks. Blend till a lumpy mixture; do not over mix. Slowly stir in wheat flour until mixture is stiff; depending on moisture content of flour, this will be 6 cups, give or take.
Heat oven(s) to 325ƒ and grease cookie sheets with brown shoulder fat. Drop one rounded teaspoon of cocko mixture onto greased cookie sheets, leaving about 2 inches betwen each for spreading.
Bake for five minutes, or until spread; remove from oven and place nipple or boyster slice on top of each cookie. Put back in oven and bake for another five to seven minutes, or until outside is nice and crispy and insides are chewy. Cool on outstretched male arms for ten to twelve minutes before removing from cookie sheets.
Recipe makes approximately 200 cookies.
WARNING: Do not allow males to sample cookies as they are too rich for their primitive digestive systems.
Enjoy!
This recipe was shared with us by the Goddess Hera who informs Us that She will be serving them at Her newly renovated shrine at Delphi in the old Greek Region. The temple is just nearing completion. Attendance at the opening day ceremony is by invitation only. Sorry, Ladies.
Keep those terrific male recipes coming!
Ms Farmer, Dessert editor
Dont ruin a mans dream Rebecca lol ;)
Lol sure many things have probably happened through out history, but torturing was mainly a male instigated thing and torturing another males privates would probably make the torturer feel fearful about his own! Lol cut womens tits off no worries,but slice a mans precious cock off thats just well, too scary! ;) Besides what man would ever leave documentation that it happened others might do it to him!
Mind you all the penis chomping amazons of the orient seem to be growing in number so when women rule the world cock chomping will probably be common punishment from everything from **** to just leaving the toilet seat up! LOL ;)
I saw somewhere ( a non BB related history show) tha Ceaser used to have male & female slaves tied up & pretend to be a wild animal & attack their genitals with his teeth. Kinky!
Ball biting is my "thing" at the moment, my girlfriend loves to bite hard & pull out shakiing her head like a dog on the end of a rope. I'd love to be tied up & have a couple of women attack my genitals with their teeth.
Maybe it's hard to train animals to specifically go after genitals. I don't know. They might be as inclined to bite a leg as they are to bite a crotch. Have you ever seen the movie Caligula? There's a scene in there where after a guy has been sufficiently tortured, two women urinate all over him and then his dick is cut off and fed to a dog that eagerly gobbles it up.
Of course, there's also the scene from Hostel 2, which has made its way on this forum already, in which to gain her freedom a woman slices off a guy's cock and feeds it to a bunch of dogs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W5D5ebIdL8
My favorite part of that scene is how cavalierly the woman is walking away from the guy with his dick in her hand and just tosses it to the dogs as almost an afterthought, as if she's saying in her head, "Buh bye, wiener. Now you're just a bit of food for some dogs."
:Baahaha: i bet a fare few woman have thought how nice it would be if they had a dog like that!!!:Baahaha::Baahaha: