http://orz.gurochan.net/req/src/1264297035203.jpg
grabbing.
Sorry for only posting links. My computer is down and I gotta use my iPod touch. Shitty. But it gets the job done >:) ...kinda.
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http://orz.gurochan.net/req/src/1264297035203.jpg
grabbing.
Sorry for only posting links. My computer is down and I gotta use my iPod touch. Shitty. But it gets the job done >:) ...kinda.
Hey there, sorry I kinda disappeared for a bit. I've been drawing, but none of it is turning out any good, so I think I'll go back to writing. I had a lot more fun with the writing...
Anyway, just popping in with a quick question for Snoodle. Did you notice your stories on the Eunuch Archive jump from chapter 6 to 8? Was that just a mix-up with the numbers, or was 7 rejected from the site for some reason? I've had stories rejected before, it sucks, they don't tell you anything. Anyway, just wondering, 'cause I don't wanna miss out on any of your stuff. :D
Huh...whaddaya know...I guess I did miss seven! Also, you should write more. MORE I SAY. :iluvu:Quote:
Originally Posted by AmberTrans
Just do it
But why use the shears when teeth provide a much more visceral feeling?
Don't open pic with shears as has a virus per my PC
Oh, easy. To save time on smaller ones when you have multiple penises that need ruining.Quote:
Originally Posted by bthauronite
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snoodle
True.
Billions of dicks on earth, I guess there really is no time to waste
Plus, the shear terror (OH LORD THE PUNS) on the faces of the rest after you snip the first one? Priceless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreihundert
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Originally Posted by Snoodle
LOL, puns make me happy. ;).
But srsly.
When there's a line of men and shemales that long waiting to get their deserved treatment... it's time to bring out the heavy artilery.
Kick the shit out of their package as they come in the door, then put the tip of the dick in a vise, take out the shears... SNIP. Move on to the next one.
By the end of the day, there should be a healthy harvest of dicks to ship off to restaurants for a splendid profit. Because if a penis sells for $3.50, I say cut them off in bulk!
Nuts though... Keep em on until they start selling ;). Nothing is hotter than someone with balls and no dick.
Plenty of ballbusting, never a single feeling of pleasure
Like it, great post dude!!
Jejeje good site itīs one of my favorites, and good tread.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by juggalosnyder
Oh my god, this thread has changed my views entirely. I'd kill for a pair of balls to bust. I want to know what it feels like, you know?
We can take turns on each other. Then sell the video for fifty bajillion dollars.Quote:
Originally Posted by EricaBB
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Originally Posted by Snoodle
Fifty bajillion sounds like a pretty fair sale price :P.
Idk, I think it would be pretty hot to bust another girl, a thousand times hotter than busting a guy. I, personally, would go ape shit on your nuts.
You'd have to. They'd be pretty huge, after all. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by EricaBB
I can think of anything witty to say to that. But I do fantasize about beating a pair of womanly nuts :).Quote:
Originally Posted by Snoodle
Tell you what...I'll band yours until you think of something. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by EricaBB
promises, promises, promises, thats all we get from you snoodle :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Snoodle
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Originally Posted by Snoodle
I'll have to use my giant cock to fight you away as I attempt to slip out of the banding,
This has to be, absolutely, the hottest thing I have ever seen on this site.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snoodle
Careful with that thing. I bite. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by EricaBB
O.o.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snoodle
Oh hell. Speaking of brutally mutilating the human genitalia, this is a chart that states that only one state in the United States uses the absolutely correct plural form of "You".
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...US_Map.svg.png
WHAT????? I never had any idea that I could care less about the fact that only one state uses you properly in a place that I'm trying to find porn to Jack it to.
Lol, sorry for the buzzkill :machine:. Just thought that at the rate people fap these days, maybe I could sneak in some education :P. I thought nobody would notice, honest!Quote:
Originally Posted by juggalosnyder
It's time for the shemale ballbusting game...
1) Who would you choose to bust (#1, #2, #3, or #4)?
2) Why?
3) How would you bust them?
Here are today's contestants:
#1, of course!
She is attractive... but her balls are begging to be removed. Assuming permanent damage isn't allowed, I would take them into my mouth and suck on them... making the entire scrotum a hickey. Then, I would bite and soften them, making them swell and ache for days. Then of course I would give her a hand job, allowing her to cum only when she promises to let me liberate her of her package one day... finally removing all stimulation just as she begins to cum, a knee to the hyper-sensitive balls to strike the point.
This is a great phantasy, love shemals doing ballbusting so much...
Greetings
all
#1's balls are totally perfect and cute. She is definitely the best. I would love to do everything with her. She is megasuperduperhot.
#2 is OK. Cute face but the body isn't convincing :P. I'd still beat her nuts to oblivion though.
#3 deserves a HARD thwap in those lowhangers. I'd make sure they both pop by the time I'm done.
#4... I would squeeze those nuts so hard, she'd scream in agony as she wishes she didnt have them. It's because of those that she cannot be a true woman, and must be a shemale. I can fix that.
definatly number 1 and 4 hawtness :3
I also declare Snoodle and ErikaBB nuts for scrotums :bananad: