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I made this video awhile back as a joke. I was making dinner and felt like being a little playful. Not sure you guys like this sort of thing, but I thought I'd share.
There's a little bit of context in that the root word for avocado meant testicle. =P Delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Mc...ature=youtu.be
sweet! Not the first time I've seen it. Fetlife.
I guess that's not unreasonable =P these social circles can overlap.Quote:
Originally Posted by juggalosnyder
Very cool! Have never seen that before and I thoroughly enjoyed the way you played it up....smiles, etc!
I really loved it, and the last smiles and licking was very very hot.
Very sexy, you should make one with sound, describing how you're going to pop those male fruit, with lots of moaning.
It originally had sound, but I recorded this with my phone and the mixing is terrible. When the second one popped, the seed rocketed out of my hand and banged against the wall and floor. It was really loud, and I was worried it might startle people. ^^;Quote:
Originally Posted by zapan
This has to be the hottest thing I have seen in a while. Do you have any other similar videos?
I don't, but I was meaning to ask, is this something you guys would like to see more of? Maybe I should pick up some grapes on the way home...Quote:
Originally Posted by ismiregalde
Definitely hot!. Thanks for the video. If you ever want me to edit some pictures like that of yours would be fun. ;) As you can see I like to have fun with images.
https://sausagevore.tumblr.com/archive
Any luck with getting grapes? :Baahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by thumpskin
one awesome video. pls make a video where u squeeze the hell out of real balls.
Congratulation. It is a very cool clip. How did You get the inspiration?
Yo lay it on us, we've been warnedQuote:
Originally Posted by thumpskin
Hope you guys enjoy this, because it made a mess!
I honestly had some trouble finding grapes, so I did the next best thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCG-3MN87Ig&feature=youtu.be
Also, sorry, no moaning. I don't really moan unless I'm taking it in the ass. If I had faked moaning I imagine it would've sounded... well... fake... and obnoxious.
I was making dinner while horny.Quote:
Congratulation. It is a very cool clip. How did You get the inspiration?
I'd need a volunteer ~_~ No boyfriend to bust. Believe me, I'd bust a guy till he puked if I had one within arms reach.Quote:
one awesome video. pls make a video where u squeeze the hell out of real balls.
Too bad you can't bust over ldr
I mean, besides erp or talking games
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really awesome video there though. I think I'd have liked it more if you popped while they were still in the "sack" but it's really nice and I like the effort put in like the food and clothing placement
I thought about that! I would be fun to squish the juices around in the sack. The thought of that makes me wish I could pop balls in real life, and just squish them around in the scrotum.Quote:
Originally Posted by VenomousBeetle
Unfortunately I wasn't sure the camera would really pick up on that, and I only had so many testicles... I mean tomatoes... to pop
It worked this way too, the idea you ripped open the sack was just as hot! Encore!
Can you make a video crushing/squishing a pair of raw bull testicles? (you can usually get them from a local store or butcher shop)Quote:
Originally Posted by thumpskin
I'd need a volunteer ~_~ No boyfriend to bust. Believe me, I'd bust a guy till he puked if I had one within arms reach.
I suppose You will soon get thousands of volunteers... Cheers
Its just my opinion but messing with removed animal balls sounds a bit gross compared to just handling genital shaped food setups. I've seen some like what you're talking about though. Maybe some eggs?Quote:
Originally Posted by testycoles
I really liked that second video. Still thinking about it, it's like OP understands what's appealing. I'm sure the multi year interest is part of it. I've noticed there's like 20+ minute videos from some girls trying to get you to buy it and they're just so boring and have maybe 20 seconds of good footage/ideas. This video may be considerably shorter but I was really impressed how not a single second was wasted. Just non stop top notch content.
Keep it up!
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Ah your art patreon mentions experience writing erotica. That explains why you're good with phrases/words to use. Even though I'd prefer to have heard it out loud, the captions definitely add to it.
Naaah, bull testicles are too big. Maybe some lamb testicles, that have a more similar size to human testicles. But first, maybe replace the tomatoes with two unpicked large cherries, so that it looks like the "balls" are connected with the body through "spermatic cords" ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by testycoles
Yes, I think so, too :D Too sad, she is not living any near to me... Really nice videos :iluvu:Quote:
Originally Posted by Selftailer
I would love to volunteer, but recently i asked a stripper to squeeze my nuts and she did a real good job at that. Now i am too scared to try again.Quote:
Originally Posted by thumpskin
If your first clip wasn't awesome enough, this one is amazing! You even went to the trouble of making a fake guy, complete with cock and balls in the right place haha
The added text was fun as well.
Perhaps you could take your time enjoying the next fruit that eventually means total destruction?
Perhaps slower damage over time?
How about treating a 'nut' as a pin cushion? Or, you could use some tools to aid you?
Do you enjoy wine? Maybe you have a corkscrew? >:)
MORE! MORE! MORE!
I would happily volunteer
Would happily volunteer too. Unfortunately, Europe is too far away from Seattle!
Congratulations for your posts!
I wouldn't happily volunteer, you could easily break my testicles with your nice strong hands, ending my career, but I've enjoyed both your clip, damn, so hot! You're awesome.
Please keep having fun with this videos and share with us, thanks again.
Hey your hot. Do you want to cut my dick off? Il eat your pussy after xx
Thank you all for the positive feedback, it really puts a smile on my face. Unfortunately some dryads gave me a cease and desist claiming I was abusing vegetation, so I won't be making any more of these. Sorry. :ibow4u:
I know exactly what you mean. The vast majority of videos I find really boring, it's clear the women have no interest in this and were handed a script 10 minutes before the shot. It definitely does help that this is something I've been into for as long as I can remember. Even as I kid I can remember seeing dumb comedy shows where a guy would get hit in the balls and finding it... interesting for reasons that I couldn't explain at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by VenomousBeetle
I'm actually pretty squeamish when it comes to piercing flesh =X Blunt trauma is the only thing I can tolerate.Quote:
Originally Posted by cbtsubbie
I don't have a pussy .-.Quote:
Originally Posted by srzl
Seapenec, is your tumblr still active? I always love your photo manip content. Or are you somewhere else now?