Is There Hope In NW Missouri

Ever since I moved to NW Missouri in 2000, I've been unable to find a female partner for some good ballbusting. I'm not into just kicking but anything involved with ball pain. You'd think there be plenty of fed-up-with-men women who'd love to hurt some testicles:Baahaha:
I have a slightly different twist on ballbusting, I like my balls tied off so they are tight and sensitive. Also prevents a ball from getting kicked up into the groin and a hospital trip. And they swing like a punching bag when hit, always enjoyed by her:)