how do I cook a mans penis? Once it is detached, of course.
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how do I cook a mans penis? Once it is detached, of course.
Ok I have done this while attached ..One time penis..wrap in cooking foil..insert penis in oven...turn oven on 110 deg...must be extremely drunk..for best result...Currently my penis..has burned bubbles on it..extremely painful..if I had penis I will probably cook for longerQuote:
Originally Posted by gayulrich
There is a video someplace of a guy cooking a pig penis and eating it with a buddy.
In his apartment in front of wife and friends no less.
Was obviously meant to be a gross-out big joke.... but he did it.
It started with him picking it up at the butcher's counter as a special interest item.
The guy even got some cooking tips from the cute young girl at the counter.
She had it wrapped up in brown paper with the word "penis" and a smiley face
written on the paper.
It looked roughly the size of a small human penis, and it was skinned.
I forget if he marinated it to soften it up.
He ended up braising it, then breaded it, and deep fried it on a stick.
Yes, just like a corn dog. The guys said it was good.
Looked for the video but could not find it.
Edit to add.... there was also that guy in Japan that cooked and served his own penis and balls to paying guests
Also.... please video the event!
After all this time, I happened to find the pig penis video I mentioned above.
Pretty entertaining.
https://vimeo.com/24775410