This is a good little excerpt from Life Al Dente by Gina Cascone:

While my mother was busily cooking and cleaning, my father spent most of the day stretched out on the sofa, watching television. He was supposed to be watching me. I decided that I had gone long enough without attention or affection from him. My most effective attention getter was to jump up onto his lap, something that I'd done countless times before. But on this particular occasion, I'd no sooner landed on my father when he let out a howl like a mortally wounded animal. He rolled over and I fell from the couch, hitting my head on the coffee table. While he groaned, I cried. And for the first time in my life he made no attempt to comfort me. I wailed. He groaned some more.

My mother rushed in from the kitchen and scooped me up from the floor. While she held me, trying to soothe away my tears, she asked my father what had happened. I can remember looking at my father while my mother waited for a response. His eyes were bugged out, his face was red and contorted with pain, and he seemed not to be able to speak.

She asked a second time. "What happened?"
"Your kid tried to kill me, that's what happened," my father growled, holding himself.

Immediately my mother seemed to understand what had occurred and she put her hand to her mouth to stifle a laugh.

"What the hell do women this is so funny about catching a shot in the balls?" My father's pain had turned to anger. "How would you like to get kicked in the balls?"

For some reason, that made my mother laugh even harder.

"And that's why that kid has no respect for me," he snapped.

"Oh come on, it couldn't have been that bad," she said as she took my hand and led me back into the kitchen with her.



http://books.google.com/books?id=qwn...0dente&f=false

Chapter 2, only pages 11-13 are viewable, but it is all about balls, including her mother laughing at her dad getting his balls hurt like above, and more.

Any other good ones?