Ballbusting War
(kicks, kicks and kicks)
"Militaries are on alert on certain " a male newsreader announced
Federico was in front of his TV set.
On the screen were images of strong, huge male driving their jeep wrangler.
"Are you listening to this?" he shouted to his brother Juan who was playing Mario Bros. With his GameBoy.
"Yeah..."
"Oh holy shit the newsreader screamed.
The jeep wrangler burst into flames at the same time, without being attacked.
"oh...fuck..." Federico's shouted as the lights in the house went out and the ground began to shake.
The brothers ran outside their home seeing that everyone else on the neighborhood had done the same.
The houses burst into flames and the street became crowded with panicked males.
"holy shit! Holy shit!" the brothers screamed the last part and looked up at the ceiling.