Just read this in a dance with dragons. A most excellent fantasy I thought I would share:

Tyrion shrugged. "Fortunately, I have no nose."
Haddon gave him a thin smile. "If we should encounter the Lada Korra on Hag's Teeth, you may soon be lacking other parts as well. Korra the Cruel, they call her. Her ship is crewed by beautiful young maids who geld every male they capture."