Why would you want to be *********? I thought the whole idea was to have your balls busted. No balls, no bust.
Why would you want to be *********? I thought the whole idea was to have your balls busted. No balls, no bust.
Yeah, that would suck if women couldn't render me a drooling, writhing, lump of protoplasm full of pain and -- WAIT! What am I saying?!?Originally Posted by gary198
You mean all I have to do is have a ********** and then my friends can't kick my balls any more? YES! I'll be as invulnerable as... well, as a chick! What a fantastic idea!Pure genius!
Now to work up a line to use to get a ballbusting friend to go for the knife... How about, "Oh, by the way, baby-babe, I think I caught syphillis from yo' mutha; might wannah get yo' female thangies looked at."
Last edited by SadisticSara; 10-10-2004 at 11:10 PM.
If my balls feel like watermelons -- then what do watermelons feel like to a watermelon plant? Ay ay ay!