Originally Posted by
Third_Horseman
I can offer a little bit of a translation for the comic strip submitted above. I have to say, this might be the hottest two pages of ballbusting I've ever read in my life! I just wish that I could read the lowest panel on the right side, but unfortunately the resolution is too low for me to make out most of the characters. Zaphod, if you have a higher-quality version of this, let me know and I'll be able to offer a full translation for everyone.
As it stands, though, reading right to left:
PANEL 1:
GIRL: Let's see if you're still so tough when I do this!
GUY: Gah!
PANEL 2:
GUY: Wh-what are you doing?! I'm begging you!
GUY: Stop it! Chirst, you're crushing them!
PANEL 3:
GIRL: You think so? Aw...Gen, you know, you're balls are as tender as a sapling.
GIRL: All it takes is about 20 pounds of steady pressure to kill them off permanently.
PANEL 4:
GIRL: Hell, another third that and they're as good as done!
GIRL: (Can't make it out...need higher rez, but something about nausea)
GIRL: (Can't make it out...need higher rez, but something about what happens at about 70 pounds of pressure)
PAGE 2 (left page)
PANEL 1:
GIRL: And then they just burst everywhere!
PANEL 2:
GIRL: You poor boys are just so fragile.
GIRL: Just grab your balls like this and you scream to the high heavens!
PANEL 3:
GIRL: How is it? Does it hurt? Am I crushing them?
GIRL: Wouldn't be nice of me to crush them for you?
GIRL: They're so dangly and miserable. Yes...I'm going to break these fuckers for you!
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