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the same person that clutters up every ********** themed board in the known universe, who asks the same questions again, and again, and again, and again, and when someone finally takes the time to help, shows no appreciation at all. gee i wonder who i could be talking about.
Whoa! Sounds like a total creep. Is it... is it ME?????? (I certainly have the right personality for it: obsessively showing up everywhere, showing no appreciation por nada, and generally making a newtype... er, a newsense... er, a NUISANCE! Yeah, that's what I meant! Making a nuisance of myself. It's gottah be me.)Originally Posted by spidermale
If my balls feel like watermelons -- then what do watermelons feel like to a watermelon plant? Ay ay ay!
If your are thinking of who I think that you're thinking of (sleeves?), I must come to his defence. He has thanked me via P.M. for every picture that I've done for him.
Thanks for all the great cartoons. I'm starting to get my girlfriend interested in ballbusting. She seems turned off by the real life pictures or when guys just stand there and get beaten. She seems to enjoy the cartoons I share with her though.
great cartoons! thanks!
how do i get to view the pics and vids
sooooo goood
My little contribution
great pics everybody, thanks!!
Here's may take with Alyson Hannigon, Srah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson going head-to-head to claim the crown of Ball-Busting Bitch 2006.
There are 5 events: Punching, Kneeing, Stomping, Squeezing and the contraversial Standing On.
This Year: Alyson
How times change. Last year Alyson was doing naked back-flips across the arena (as only she can without risking blacking an eye) after snatching the title from right under Angelina Jolie's nose, but this year saw Alyson leave the venue in a fit of tears. Strangely, Alyson had started the tournament strongly with a win in the Punching round (a round that has traditionally been saved until last). Next came the Kneeing round which saw her take second place to Sarah Michelle Gellar, who in a phenomenal show of skill popped both of her male's nuggets with a single strike. That's where Alyson's luck began to change for the worse. Her perennial worst round, Stomping, was as bad, if not worse, than ever. the round saw her fail to permanently damage a single nut. She blamed the unusual slackness of her assigned male's ball-bag which allowed his nuts to roll free of her every stomp, but it was becoming apparent that she was in serious trouble. The Squeezing round, which she scored 3 points in last year, turned into a nightmare when she thought she'd crushed both her male's globes only to have the judge decide one was still in working condition. Demanding a recount, the judge proved a nut was still in tact by wanking the male until he painfully came half a load. Next came the lamely named Standing round. Alyson barely managed to get a CRUNCH out of her male's marbles in this the final round of the tournament. As hard as she stomped and as high as she jumped she just couldn't make a dent in those huge, hairy hunks of spunk meat. In fact, when she climbed down off the pair of plums after her allotted ten seconds of testicle torture, the man was only *********** for a paltry thirty minutes! That's when the waterworks began and, neglecting to take her robe, she fled, naked, to her car; successfully ********** three ogling passers-by as she went.
Last Year
The previous year's event were, some say, geared toward pure ball-busting prowess; five events: Kneeing, Kicking, Punching, Squeezing and Stomping easily separated the bitches from the ladies. Alyson excelled in all, but the Stomping round where her lack of weight proved to be her downfall. The poor result in that round meant that she was tied with Miss Jolie with only one round to go - Punching. Five seconds into the round the girls were neck and neck; each with one of their male's bollock bust. It was a last-second uppercut from Angelina that caused controversy. Her punch landed squarely - crushing the remaining nut, but so hard was the swing that Angelina's right tit followed her arm to smash heavily into her face. She was knocked out cold and the round - and the title - was given to Alyson who had finished off her male's last love-spud milliseconds after Angelina. There were rumblings of discontent after she was announced winner and as she was being crowned Angelina came round and fought her way to the stage robbing a bouncer of his left plum. She was stopped in her tracks when Alyson landed a devastating kick to her cunt. As she was stretchered away Angelina vowed never to compete in the tournament again.
This Year: Sarah Michelle
A look at her world ranking might leave you a little curious as to her poor 3rd place position, but Sarah like Alyson fell foul of this year's new events and their big-bap bias. Her punching was on excellent form - she pounded and pulverised her male's happy-sack like a small, pink punchbag; only losing out to Alyson (the veteran at this round) by a few milliseconds. Next, the Kneeing round and, boy, did Srah blow the balls - and us all away! In one short, swift, precise and totally devastating lift of her knee her male's gonads were obliterated and immediately he spunked up two nuts worth of gentleman's goo all over her naked form. The judges checked and double check to make sure she hadn't just knocked them up into his body (as can happen if balls aren't softened up a bit before the finishing blow), but ultimately they found him to be well and truly *********. Her stomping was a little mechanical meaning she lacked the fluidity and dynamism of say Jennifer, who turned stomping into a fine art. Sarah left her male with a single perminantly damaged dangler and claimed 2 points for her troubles. Squeezing was, again, something Srah needed to have practiced thoroughly; being her first year in the tournament we will forgive her her inexperience, but her poor technique caused laughter and sneers of derision among the fans. Her hands were too small to hold and crush both of her male's big, round, shaven pods at the same time, but she kept on trying and the plums kept on slipping from her grasp. Getting embarrassed and pissed off with the lack of damage she was causing, she grabbed a microphone from the announcer and proceeded to beat the spunk out of the tender twosome; broadcasting the amplified squelches around the arena. Luckily for her, the timer went just before the first blow landed otherwise she would have been disqualified and gained no points. As is is she got the single point. Finally the Stadning round, and with the little weight advantage she had over Alyson to be found completely in her tits, Sarah made sure to use them wisely to cause maximum damage. Hopping up, her little T-shirt bulges bounced around adding downward force to her testicle attacks, but not enough to actaully pop them, though impressive dents were made. These earned her the 2 points that secured her the 3rd place rather than a tie with Alyson. Asked if happy with her first attempt at the tournament, Sarah replied: 'I've ********* three men in public and no doubt sterilised two more...of course I'm happy - the orgasms alone were worth all of the months of gruelling practice sessions.' She added: 'I'd like to thank my trainer Mistress Agony and Charinsma Carpenter for her helpful tips and advice on popping men's plums.'
Last Year
On finding out of the tournament's existence from Alyson shortly after her win last year, Sarah got herself a talented trainer and began a demanding routine in preparation for this year's tournament. Quickly finding she had a great knack for kneeing knackers, Sarah took her fights to the street and won several no-holds-barred matches against all male contenders (contenders that were left not all male if you get my drift). Without her knowledge the Ball-Busting Bitch governing board had been watching her closely for the past year and what they found impressed them enough to rank her number 1 ball-buster in all the world.
This Year: Jennifer
Having never once knowingly bared her massive jugs in public, Jennifer was extremely wary of whipping them out during the tournament when a strict topless rule is effective throughout. She finally complied, but only with the proviso that any photographs taken during the tournament be published on this website censored of her funbags. As this clause was written into her contract we would have had no choice but to plaster a not-insubstantial black box across her not-insubstaial baps. Fortunately, we found a loop hole. By acquiring a photo of her forcefully pleasuring herself with a gigantic cucumber (whilst not taking part in the tournament, therefore legally publishable) we were able to blackmail her into letting us show the uncensored pictures of her perfect puppies. Now, back to the tournament. Jen started poorly; the punching round saw her risk black-eyes aplenty as she blithely beat her male's bollocks to butter. With two seconds to go and her male's man-fruit well and truly softened, she began to really get stuck in. Her melons were a gelatinous blur; bouncing, bounding, bulging and boinging about her chest with a life of their own. Showing her true grit and determination, Jen ignored the terrible pain those heavy jubblies must have caused she fought on to mush both marbles just before the time-up sounded. The ********** was confirmed, but it came in at a full four seconds behind Alyson and Sarah's. Refusing to take off her tiny, tight mini-skirt, Jen began the Kneeing round at a severe disadvantage. With camera's flashing around her she even tried to cover her pussy as she lifted her knee. Needless to say, when the round was over her male's scrotum was as plump and juicy as when the it began and close-up photo's of her moist and shaven haven can still be found on various unscrupulous webpages. Stomping went well with Jen leaning into each stomp with her tits to get the most out of it. Both her male's baby-makers were confirmed broken without too much inspection as he all but coughed them up. The Squeezing round is where Jennifer really came into her own. With superb technique she manipulated her male's ball-bag, twisting and jerking until its sensitive contents almost crushed themselves. With the round won she jabbed her fingernail into the sack and sprayed pressurised nut-butter over the orgasmicly cheering crowd. The final round, Standing, proved interesting for Jen. Her 100% natural norks swayed and jiggled uncontrollably as she tried to get her balance on the balls causing her to fall on her arse a few times (see previously mentioned websites for detailed split-beaver pics). Things looked dire for Jen, but in the end the extra weight of her rack all, but finished the job without requiring much in the way of skill. at the end of time her male was one nugget short of a Happy Meal. She claimed 2nd place and quickly put on a bra saying: 'My puppies ache like I've been topless on a bouncing castle for a week before bungee-jumping with lead weights tied to my nipples.' On seeing what she mistook for a stretch mark she added: 'Oh. My. Gosh! Those guys I robbed of their rocks get it easy in comparison! Look at that stretch...oh, no, wait...it's just a streak of dried cum from when I popped that guy's cherries. Thank goddness for that! These babies are my livelihood.'
Last Year
Last year Jennifer was thought to be a good little princess who would be mortified at the sight of a crushed teste. How wrong we were.
This Year: Pamela
Stumbling into the event whilst looking for a manicurist, Pammy witnessed the showing of the males unlucky enough to have been chosen (see below) to take part in the tournament. So amused was she by their specially prepared, swollen low-hangers that she quickly applied to join in the event - not even knowing what would be required of her or the rules that she would have to follow (although instantly she stripped naked).
Wow! Now why didn't I think of a contest like that? So many females and so few males (willing). I like the idea.
Nice pictures, THX
i'm lobing all these pics
hey guys!you got some great pics there...
it is really great topic. a lot of interesting things
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