Ballbusting Cartoons

[cutponies]

Most of us here are rooting for Italy. None of us will ever forget that you named your Olympic Hockey Rink, Torino Esposizioni, after our great goalie, Tony Esposito.

That was a great and noble gesture which we all appreciated, even if you did spell his name wrong.

It forever cemented the friendship between Canada and Italy.

I JUST FOUND THAT'S NOT TRUE, EH
TORINO ESPOSIONI JUST MEANS TORINO STADIUM, EH

OF COURSE YOU REALISE THIS MEANS WAR!,EH

5 PUCKS EACH, SLAPSHOTS FROM THE BLUE LINE, ALTERNATING,EH!

YOU FIRST!EH!
SLAP( CRASH- TINKLE) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)
SLAP( SWISH-MISS) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)
SLAP( DRIBBLE DRIBBLE) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)
SLAP( SWISH-MISS AGAIN) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)

SLAP( SNAP-BROKE STICK) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)


DOO-LOO-TOO-TOO
DOO-LOO-TOO-TOO! EH!

CUPONIES 5-FITTIZZIOH 0
EH!

(I HOPE I DIDN'T KILL HIM, EH!)

[cutponies]

Originally posted by skipperbob

Haven't been on much
Missed out for a couple of days. See you still haven't lost your touch! When you get time - how about a small asian girl flipping me with her feet? You know, rolling onto her back, kicking me up and over her head. I have a big hard on and maybe one of my balls got ripped off by her toes as I went up and over her. And yes, she can be naked too! View can be so you see between her legs as I flip up and over her and you can also see my crotch

You want Asians, eh. I'll give you Asians,eh.. Japanese,eh..VERY Japanese, eh!

Oh I can be cruel sometimes, eh

Doo-loo-too-too-doo-loo-too-too, eh!

[fittizzioh]

I JUST FOUND THAT'S NOT TRUE, EH
TORINO ESPOSIONI JUST MEANS TORINO STADIUM, EH

OF COURSE YOU REALISE THIS MEANS WAR!,EH

5 PUCKS EACH, SLAPSHOTS FROM THE BLUE LINE, ALTERNATING,EH!

YOU FIRST!EH!
SLAP( CRASH- TINKLE) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)
SLAP( SWISH-MISS) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)
SLAP( DRIBBLE DRIBBLE) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)
SLAP( SWISH-MISS AGAIN) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)
SLAP( SNAP-BROKE STICK) (PAUSE) -SLAP-BONK!-OW!(IN ITALIAN)


DOO-LOO-TOO-TOO
DOO-LOO-TOO-TOO! EH!

CUPONIES 5-FITTIZZIOH 0
EH!

(I HOPE I DIDN'T KILL HIM, EH!)

Oh no! I can't play hockey at all!

[cutponies]

Lets see,eh You broke the window with your first shot. Missed the second, barely moved it the third, missed your fourth, broke your stick on the fifth.

A hockey puck is India rubber, and is frozen.eh It weighs a maximum of 170 grammes, and slap-shots have been clocked at 225 km/hr.eh( You calculate the Kinetic Energy) No wonder you said "Ow,(In Italian)" when I bonked you on the head with one 5 times.eh

All is forgiven. Apparently it was our Embassador who started the story about the stadium being named after Tony.eh

Seriously. I understand that hockey is begining to take off in Italy. What did you play in Winter before? I mean team sports. I know Italians are world class skiers. You've won more Olympic Gold than we have over the years .

Caio Kemo-Sabe

[cutponies]

A Variation, eh

[babunecka]

Some pictures from my collection, ejnoy

[babunecka]

Some pics from my colection, enj :-)

[babunecka]

... next, its from my favorites folder

[skipperbob]

Working on 2, eh!
Skaters and pirates, eh!
Pam Anderson is a Snowbird 2, eh!
She was famous from the moment she was born, eh!
Anyone know why, eh?

(doo-loo-too-too-do-lu-to-to!)

Well I thought everyone knew that! Pam Anderson was the first baby born in Canada on July 21, 1967, which was their Centennial year. ie She was the first Canadian of the second hundred years. What an educational forum!

[skipperbob]

Originally posted by skipperbob

Haven't been on much
Missed out for a couple of days. See you still haven't lost your touch! When you get time - how about a small asian girl flipping me with her feet? You know, rolling onto her back, kicking me up and over her head. I have a big hard on and maybe one of my balls got ripped off by her toes as I went up and over her. And yes, she can be naked too! View can be so you see between her legs as I flip up and over her and you can also see my crotch

You want Asians, eh. I'll give you Asians,eh.. Japanese,eh..VERY Japanese, eh!

Oh I can be cruel sometimes, eh

Doo-loo-too-too-doo-loo-too-too, eh!

Thanks cutponies! Your usual great job! Ok I'll bite - How are they VERY Japanese? Get ready everybody for another lesson from the master!

[cutponies]

Thanks cutponies! Your usual great job! Ok I'll bite - How are they VERY Japanese? Get ready everybody for another lesson from the master!

That is not Japanese sounding giibberish I typed in, eh. That's a real conversation,eh! (Well of course I speak Japanese, as of last week anyway) eh. Don't you want to know what they're saying?eh

Ciao Kemo Sabe

[cutponies]

Well I thought everyone knew that! Pam Anderson was the first baby born in Canada on July 21, 1967, which was their Centennial year. ie She was the first Canadian of the second hundred years. What an educational forum!

Except that should read July 01-probably a typo. eh ! Now a challenge for the rest of U. eh ! Find skipperbob in the pirate pictures. eh ! He's there, and there is only one possibility, eh!

Ciao Kemo Sabes

[jbcoke4]

I like and play hockey and speak a little japanese as well but I am totally confused here.

Anyhow, I can't open the attachments. Anybody know why?

[cutponies]

I like and play hockey and speak a little japanese as well but I am totally confused here.

Anyhow, I can't open the attachments. Anybody know why?

You should be able to view the attachments. If not Pm Sharon.

The text in the skipperbob picture that I drew is in Japanese. Well he did ask for Orientals. I do custom 'toons for free, but I do have a little fun by teasing my "fans"

Anything you're into 'toon wise? I have finished the backlog and am free for a while. I'll do anything- busting, wrestling, boxing, **********

Ciao Kemo sabe

[skipperbob]

Yes cutponies - I would be very interested in what they are saying!