Any body has the experience of having examined by a lady doctor or nurse for testicular cancer or for other problems like torsion..? please share your experience..A good grab and asking you to cough??
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Any body has the experience of having examined by a lady doctor or nurse for testicular cancer or for other problems like torsion..? please share your experience..A good grab and asking you to cough??
First you must understand that I sound just like Jeff Goldblum when I speak.Originally Posted by cooldude_bglr
A week and a half after my surgery for Colon Cancer, the nurse came in to remove the stitches. The incision was from my navel, down to the top of my penis, and to the right around my scrotum, terminating about 2 cm. from my anus. There were over 25 stitches
She covered my groin with a cloth and started. She snipped the first suture with a pair of scissors and then pulled it out with tweasers. It stung a little. Snip-pull, Snip pull ... finally coming to the cloth. She removed it, exposing me, apologized, and proceeded. After four more snip-pulls she was working between my scrotum and thigh.
Snip-Oops
Me- "Wadaya mean, Oops?"
Her- "I knicked you."
Me- "Don't say Oops"
Her- "Sorry."
Me- "Yes, Yes. Try again. Without the "Oops", Please"
She reached between my legs again to continue, but started giggling. Within a few seconds she was laughing hysterically.
Her-"Sorry, Relax. I'll be back." With that she left, still laughing. She returned about ten minutes later. I wondered what was so funny. Before I could ask;-
Her- "My husband and I saw 'Independance Day' last night"
Then I started laughing. I realised that we had almost exactly duplicated an exchange between Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith from that movie, and like I said, I sound just like Jeff. She went back to work on my groin. I couldn't resist.
Me- "Must go faster"
That did it. We were both in hysterics. We put off taking out the rest of the stitches untill later in the day.
She must have shared the story with the rest of the nurses. I was released 2 weeks later. As the attendant wheeled me past the nurses' station, they all chimed "Must go Faster"
Yes and she was a fairly hot doctor, i got a huge erection once she touched my balls. Very embarassing although she seemed to find it pretty amusing.
yeah, I had a 55 or 60 year old lady doctor give me the ol' turn your head and cough. She was average looking. I think she liked the sight lol. She told me to drop my pants, so I did, while I did that she was getting the rubber gloves. She turned around and looked down at my genitals, at the same time she was putting the gloves on and then she said, "These gloves are messed up, I'll have to get another pair." So, I waited another 30 or 45 seconds there with my pants down, while see kept looking at my stuff. I ended up getting an erection, and that's when she did the test. The biggest turn-on I ever had.
While no particular experience stands out in my mind, I have been checked for hernias and had my testicles and prostate examined by women doctors many times, but then all my doctors are women. I have actually refused treatment by male doctors.
I believe all doctors should be women, all surgeons, all physicians, all veterinarians, all of them should be women. Medicine and healing are exclusively a women's craft. That is what The Goddess set up when She created all that there is, and yes I firmly believe that God is female, God is Goddess.
Had my junk examined by a female doctor. Quite a surprise and I have no idea what she was checking for; it was a routine physical, and she didn't ask me to cough. Before that and since, have not had any doctor examine my junk unless I went in and said something like, "Manomanoman... when I urinate... hurts like... like... think maybe I might have me one of those Venus diseases...!"
If my balls feel like watermelons -- then what do watermelons feel like to a watermelon plant? Ay ay ay!
I am actually going to see a female Urologist for a vasectomy after the first of the year. It should be interesting, I am definitely going to mention the years of ball kicking to her.
I got a regular old physical when I was 19, for sports or something I don't remember why, and the doctor was some dude. He got to the hernia test part and said, drop your pants, my intern will check you in a minute. I dropped my pants and in walks this very cute blonde girl, looked around 21. I honestly couldn't believe it, I couldn't have wished for a better situation. So she does the hernia test. She pulled part of the scrotal skin to the side on each side and had me cough, then she gently rolled my balls around in her fingers to check for any cysts. Well, she was being really gentle like I'm sure they told her to, not squeezing at all, but when she was checking the first ball, at one point she barely put some pressure on one of my balls, slightly cuasing discomfort, and said "oops sorry if you feel any pressure". It was not enough to hurt at all, just barely felt it, but it was enough to cause me an erection, by the time she finished feeling the other ball for cysts, I was a little more than half-erect. It was very embarassing though because my penis was visibly rising up as she performed the test.
She said "well, no hernia or cysts" and went on to check my blood pressure, etc. She didn't say anything about the erection. Too bad she was so professional, I would have enjoyed a joke or something...
Sorry to be skeptical but your story is clearly a fantasy. There is nothing of interest that would result in an incision to one side or the other of the penis (other than debridement of Necrotizing fasciitis). The pelvis is in the way of anything in this area. Also, blood supply to the scrotum could easily be disrupted.
Is she good looking? I'd love for a woman to work on my balls like that. When she's vasectomizing me, I'd have a monster erection.
pretty funny my doctor gave me a hard on... LOL and she thought it was funny...
what world is your head living in?
come back to reality man.
you gimme the creeps with your narrow way of thinking.
Eating lots of cruciferous vegetables such as cabbage, califlower, and broccoli can reduce the cancer risk greatly. I know this is not on subject but reading about the surgery I had to add this. OK, back to BB!!!
Yes, one particular time, the first time I ever went to an STD clinic in fact, was quite memorable.
First of all, she had me drop my pants, and stood right in front of me, very close, toes touching (ever since, this has never happened, them always sitting, me standing).
She asked me if I knew how to check my testicles, and I said yes- She proceeded to spend at least 2 minutes rolling my testicles between each thumb and forefinger, and said something along the lines of, "you want to check them really good for any lumps".
It felt really, really fucking good. Of course, I became fully erect- She then checked my penis for any abnormalities, which didn't help much. By the end of the check up I was breathing heavily and barely able to speak.
She didn't say anything about my obvious arousal, but had a wry little smile on her face the whole time. Having gone back since, I can at least say that her procedure was "non standard"- All the other nurses never spent more than 10 seconds checking me out, and never faced me standing up like she did.
Amazing how some memories last a lifetime.....Ah, a Hallmark moment.
Last time i had my female doctor check my nuts she rolled them between her fingers and thumb also. then she would pop them out of her fingers with a rough pinch. I got hard thats when my ball busting started for me. And i have not looked back since. When she checks my prostate she milks it and makes me flow about a small amount. She has intruduced me to prostate milk too. I can now milk out about a teaspoon myself. I can t wait for my yearly check up.
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