Years back, disgraced figure skater Tonya Harding tried to make a living as a professional boxer. I had a dream where I was in her kitchen wearing bikini underwear and she was wearing a tight white tank top with tight orange shorts and boxing gloves. She pressed me against the refrigerator and pressed her right hand on my bulge. She looked me in the face and smiled, and well, you know what happened next. After all, she was Tonya Harding. If she had had as wicked an uppercut in the ring as she had in my dream, she would have been more successful.