A rich woman with a briefcase and her bodyguard walked into a banker's office. "What can I help you with," asked the banker.
The lady replied, "I want to deposit $100,000 in cash." She opened the briefcase and revealed the cash.
"Sure, we can help you with that," replied the banker. "If you don't mind me asking, how did you come across all that money?"
"I'm a heavy gambler," said the lady. "For example, I'll bet you $10,000 of this cash right now that your left ball hangs lower than your right."
"Are you serious?"
"Completely. Would you like to take me up on it," asked the lady coyly.
The banker looked rather confident. "Actually, I would. I happen to know for a fact that my right ball hangs slightly lower than the left, so, yes. I'll take your bet."
The lady responded with a cool expression. "Alright. Drop your pants; let's see."
The banker wasn't fully prepared for this event. "Right here? You've got to be kidding."
"If I'm going to pay you $10,000, I need to see if you're telling the truth. Now drop your pants."
The banker reluctantly stood up, walked to the front of the desk, and slowly undid his pants. He presented his balls for the lady's inspection. She grasped them in her hand and examined them.
"Yep, you're right. I guess I owe you $10,000," she said with a smile.
Just then, the bodyguard turned around and started punching the wall!
"What's he doing," the banker exclaimed.
The lady said with a smirk, "Oh. I bet him $50,000 that this afternoon I would have the banker by the balls."
Originally Posted by sloguy
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