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http://www.bumpernuts.com/index.html
Some company in Florida makes and sells these.
Why?
And why would anyone buy them?
Has anyone here spotted a vehicle sporting a pair?
I've known women who've told me they would hang real ones on their rearview mirrors (fuzzy dice style), but this is just as ridiculous.
Here's a woman who's blunt about it and doesn't care who knows it.
http://www.menshealth.com/men/sex-re...10000013281eac
Here's an art project that speaks for itself. Gotta love the chick who goes back for seconds and keeps proclaiming what a "perfect fit" it is!
Of course, it needs to be pointed out that the penis in question is in "aroused" mode, not peeing mode. But nobody seems to care.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb3ftXfG7Iw
I like the picture of the girl milking the boycow from Chilly.
But is that penis envy? I don't think so.
I put in a video of milking the cow, for desire of guy getting milked like a mancow.
Click: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa7...ng-the-cow_fun
But this gal doesn't have any penis envy, she just like milking cow.
Imagine you get a milking like this way. How wonderful!
I know, it really doesn't have anything to do with the topic. But I thought it was cute (and new material is getting harder to find).
Apparently, she hasn't told him that she can't be the cow because she hasn't got anything that can be milked. (Well, not at her current age, anyway.) And she enjoys being the farmer too much.
The cow in your video is luckier than the boy, come to think of it. She has 4 things that get daily handjobs (and lots of oral, if she has a calf).
Now I've got the envy!
Here are two pretty much dead LiveJournal pages.
Now the first one, Penisless, is pretty funny, because
it reads like the minutes of an AA meeting. Looks
like some horny guy tried to crash this party like a
bull in a china shop, but the party moved on long ago.
http://community.livejournal.com/penisless/
The second one seems to be based more on vaginal
self-hatred.
http://community.livejournal.com/cursed_vagina/
I think that was their way of being silly, too, but these
days, who the hell knows? Hopefully, they grew up
and now live happy lives somewhere.
But these pages still stand, like ghost towns.
I've never posted in this part of the forums before, but this has always been a huge turn-on to me. I think it's hot when girls will stick a banana in their pants and pretend it's a dick , hehe.
That's really childish of me but fuck it!
M/M Ballbusting? Private Message.
Yes, actually. Several times in Texas.Originally Posted by Chilly
Here in Colorado I saw one in a drive-thru.
I guess there's no legal issues with it...
M/M Ballbusting? Private Message.
There are tons of videos on YouTube where girls show their love ofI've never posted in this part of the forums before, but this has always been a huge turn-on to me. I think it's hot when girls will stick a banana in their pants and pretend it's a dick , hehe.
That's really childish of me but fuck it!
dancing around in front of a camera while waggling something
phallically in front of their groins. It's like I said before, girls are just
a lot less inhibited sexually.
This reminds me of when I was a kid. My parents used to make me
go to an ethnic school on Saturday mornings. I hated it, not only
because it was one more day of school, but it also meant missing
my favorite cartoons. Plus the other kids were mean to me.
The school, itself, was housed in what was obviously a former
private residence of some rich dude. It was laid out like a home,
and not like a school. But it had plenty of rooms that could be
used as classrooms, so that was all that mattered. It had only
one toilet for the use of the kids at the bottom of the stairs.
One day, I needed to pee pretty badly. And the lock on the door
was broken. Most kids would post a friend outside to guard the
door for them when they went, but I had no one to ask. So I
just had to take the chance. As my luck would have it, a girl
from my class did walk in and catch me. And she was the worst
possible one, too, because I already knew her to be a little
devil. Looking back on the incident, it occurs to me that it was
probably no accident.
Anyway, from that moment on, she hardly passed up any
opportunity to remind me of what she saw. When she knew
she had my attention, her hand would go to her groin...and
out would pop a finger. Or she'd put a pencil or a ruler there
and hold it with both hands. And my face would just turn red.
Which delighted her to no end.
But the one thing she did in this vein really caught on with the
other girls (our class was 80% females) like a wildfire. She
discovered that she could roll up the front of her skirt, and
that made an adequate pretend dick. As the weeks passed,
more and more of the girls came to school wearing skirts.
The faculty was pretty pleased about this. They thought the
girls were growing up and taking pride in being little ladies.
What they didn't know was that when the recess bell rang and
they left the room, the "little ladies" would get up, make their
little skirt-dicks and start going crazy with them. I and the
other boys would just sit there and watch them in amazement.
We didn't really know how we were supposed to react to this.
And it was a fad that didn't go away. I've seen boys stick
things inside their shirts in order to make pretend boobs.
But they quickly tire of this, especially when they see that
they aren't getting any attention from anyone by doing it.
The girls, however, weren't showing any sign that they
were about to give up this new fascination.
Matters came to a head during music class one day. We all had
to stand up to sing. While the teacher had her back to us to
play the piano, the girls thought it would be funny to play
with their skirt-dicks. Well, they got caught at it.
The boys were dismissed. We got an early recess, while the
girls didn't get one at all. I can only assume that they got
a really stern talk, because the following week most them
went back to wearing bluejeans again. And the skirt-dicks
disappeared for good.
And it was all because of my full bladder and a busted
door lock!
I didn't know that it was illegal
in some states.↓
Wow, thanks for the story, Chilly.
I had a moment like that once too.
In middle school, I went to talk to someone in my class, and he suggested that I 'sagged my jeans' (this was retarded, and kids today do it worse than they did then), so I jokingly did so, and then when I walked away I pulled them back up.
To my unfortunate realization, my penis had gotten caught in the zipper and flopped out and up before it came back in. (Because my zipper was down).
And two girls saw this. And, because of my young age, my penis wasn't as large as a grown man's. They made fun of me and called me "centimeter" for a few weeks.
Both of these girls are mysterious to me, as that same year they did some other things to me that I quite enjoyed.
For instance, one time they both looked at me and told me they had a "tiny green rubber band" with my name on it. At the time, I didn't know that they were referencing to an elastrator,(curious as to how THEY knew what it was)
Another time when I was playing cards with them, I noticed one of them signalling to the other to kick me in the balls. The other didn't want to do it, and I pretended to not notice. Eventually the first one slapped my balls hard with one hand.
ANOTHER time... I was sitting in my desk with kind of sideways, with one leg out and my legs spread. One of the girls was standing directly in front of my crotch, within a legs reach. She placed her foot on my desk to rest it, an inch away from my crotch. I gave her a strange look but did not move. She placed her heel on my balls and compressed them into my stomach, and then pushed me back in my seat. I decided to play along, so I moved back. So she did it again, so I moved back. Then, she gave me a full-****** stomp.
I kinda figured they were ballbusters at this time, but I never acted upon it. They did it themselves. LOL.
Often times they'd call me centimeter and peewee, and stuff like that. Any chance they had at gym they'd find a reason to make my nuts ache.
I think the best part was that one of the girls was really awesome. Whenever I'd catch myself alone with her, or in a place where nobody could tell what she was doing, she'd put her hand down my pants and squeeze my balls for a LONG time, until she got tired of it. I didn't resist and I think she knew that.
They were truly once in a lifetime. I have tons of bb stories from them. They usually managed to attack my balls at least once a day that year because they knew I don't tell :P.
Anyway.. Sorry to go off on a tangent. Just in response to your story!
M/M Ballbusting? Private Message.
You lucky dog!
While reading all those dick for a day posts on those
other forums, I've often wondered where this notion
of wanting to slap someone with it came from.
From Chris Rock, I guess:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBvZh...eature=related
The tee shirt you see in the pic below
can actually be bought online. It comes
in women's sizes, too. Reminds me of
when I was in department store work,
and in the ladies' undergarment department
they once sold a line of panties that had
a fly front. And they sold like crazy!
Well, you can't have a thread like this and not bring up
what is probably the most famous song ever sung on
the subject.
I first heard it performed on public radio a long time
ago. I remember being pretty amazed that it was
allowed to be broadcast uncensored...especially during
a time when certain radio "shock jocks" were being
fired from their gigs for less.
Somebody took this song and combined it with images
from "I Dream of Jeannie." Now, I can't think of a hotter
or more feminine lady than Barbara Eden, so seeing her
dance around to these lyrics just doesn't seem right.
(Plus, in the context of the show, if Jeannie really had
such thoughts, couldn't she just blink and...well, you
know?)
But it gives you something to watch as you listen to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlEIJz-Z9Jo
When females make a list about what they would do
if they had one...there's always at least one illegal
thing on that list?
Remember the "Dr. Evil" chick?
She must've inspired these two clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnAghC9MsU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsNmAyxzJns
So you're a girl and you feel like dancing in front of the
TV with a banana hanging out of your shorts.
But your sister catches you.
You try to be cool. It's just your sister.
What you didn't know at the time was that she was
videoing you. And that you'd be posted on YouTube.
I'll bet Dreihundert will get a kick out of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzC_k...eature=related
Wish I could lip read...
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