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I elect a special task force of AmberBB and Snoodle, as they wouldn't let him get away... or get off.Originally Posted by Chilly
It wouldn't matter if you did. Piggy's got so many different pictures of his junk he could wallpaper the Sistine Chapel with 'em. And no two would be the same.
We need someone to undertake a special mission in France...
You know, the funny thing is, I could do the same with pictures of MY dick.It wouldn't matter if you did. Piggy's got so many different pictures of his junk he could wallpaper the Sistine Chapel with 'em. And no two would be the same.
We need someone to undertake a special mission in France...
Protip: "I'll show you my dick!" isn't a conversation starter on the internet any more than it is in real life.
Well, he might get off. It'd be a race against the clock, though, that's for sure.
Protip: "I'll show you my dick!" isn't a conversation starter on the internet any more than it is in real life.
No, taking the subjects of his photos away would not be enough.
Someone's got to erase his hard drive, and take his camera away
as well.
I realize that he could always acquire another camera and start
taking pics of other guy's junk, but we'd have to give him a chance
to see if he learned his lesson...
Aw, who am I kidding?
There's no way to stop Piggy!
Now that would be interesting!
don't tease me like that.
I want to see pictures of snoodles dick
And instead,I want to see pictures of snoodles dick
all you get is
this..........
indeed it is not fair
Yes but my cock and balls wouldn't be that small
If you can get past the fact that I will take away your manhood in a split second, you'll find that I'm an okay person!
Piggy must not care about showing his shortcomings to the world.Yes but my cock and balls wouldn't be that small
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdDOd-Oq270
Probably not. More than likely he's just getting off on the attention.
For sure.
But what kind of guy wants the world to know he can make it disappear by just breathing in and out? Jeez that thing is so small, the sperms must have to line up in single file just to squeeze through. A lady could get more meat from a vegetarian restaurant!
The doctor that delivered him might not have known what the heck he was. Maybe the doctor smacked the wrong side?
I'll bet the last cop who frisked him asked, "Sex change?"
Let's hope when he swims in cold water, it actually gets bigger.
Then, again, maybe it is advantageous to be able to jerk off between the tines of a fork?
So...
...this continues on.
Penis Envy as a Kink.
But... I am thinking about this. It is a Penis Envy for a female read here this. Really?
A male is not thinking "penis envy" because a guy has "pork sword."
So...
Where is female visit here with a Penis Envy?
Waiting.
She doesn't necessarily need to envy the pork sword to post here.
Like the young lady I mentioned in my first post, she may just use
the concept for its kinkiness potential. Hence the name of the
topic "Penis Envy as a Kink."
Girls can and do get kinky at an early age. One of my earliest
memories is of a girl telling me that all I had to do was just poke
it out of my pants, and she would grab it, cut it off, and sew it
on to herself with a needle and thread.
I didn't know which would hurt more -- getting one cut off,
or getting one sewn on without anesthetic, but, needless to say,
I didn't give her the opportunity to do either.
She further went on to tell me that, after a while, if she decided
that she didn't like it after all, she'd just cut it off again, only this
time, cook it and eat it.
Which, of course, contributed to me developing my femcan fetish.
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