Wanted to share what I overheard a few hours ago. I was in a pharmacy and the two cute girls who were bored with working on a friday night, and didnt care that a guy was walking up to the register. All I heard was "Well he needs to take care of his foreskin". "Why?" "Because he has a UTI and if he's not careful he's going into the hospital again"."That sucks." "Yeah I'm getting sick of the whole thing, if he's not careful I'm going to chop the whole fucking thing off myself."

Now I'm at the register trying to ignore what I just heard, and also not start knocking shit over with my erection. Sigh. The shit women unintentionally do to me.