Fantasy: I'm an expert cat burglar, stealing government information or some artifact or something. A rival burglar, a beautiful blonde with short hair, is after the same prize and we meet. Our quick witted quips turn to fighting. I'm stronger and faster, but she keeps managing to nail me in the balls. Just when it seems that I have her beat, she sticks her hand in my pants and grabs a nut, then squeezes it like hell, making me release whatever hold I have her in and just focus on the pain. She knocks me out cold with a right hook, leaving me to take the rap for the stolen prize. Sometimes she's popped the nut, sometimes not, but that's a recurring dream I have.