
Originally Posted by
EricaBB
You're flying in an airplane, everything's going great... Until a psycho bitch with a knife starts running into the cockpit, yelling "THIS PLANE'S GOING TO MADAGASCAR OR I CHOP YOUR COCK OFF"... You're one scared pilot, so you turn around and head to Madagascar...But she chops your dick off anyway... Tough luck.. Now the crazy psycho bitch is jumping out of the plane, but the catch is, she's tied her body to every pair of balls on the plane... Suddenly, every man on the plane is in pain, but since the combined strength of all the balls is strong enough to hold the crazy psycho bitch, they remain intact. When suddenly, another crazy woman with a knife starts chopping off balls one by one.... slowly putting the force of the woman hanging out of the plane on a smaller number of testicles. FINALLY, there are only two men left with balls. They are hanging on to their seats, trying not to be pulled out of the plane.... One man's balls are stretching to their limits... when suddenly... RIP - the force takes them right off. He screams and runs to jump out of the plane like all the rest of the tormented men did in their agony... The last man's balls are holding up surprisingly well. But then a giant shark leaped out of the ocean and ate the entire plane...
While a giant octopus feasted on the squirming bodies of neutered men.
Now do you understand why airport security is a necessity?