Gosh darn it! I put ToyBoyBagBone (The Man With No Pubic Bone and No Ossicles) on my Ignore list and now I can't read his messages!This message is hidden because toyboy2 is on your ignore list.
Guess I'll just have to go back to the topic. Darn shame, that.
Now, maybe it's just me, but I thought the world of Jeri Ryan (sp?) on Voyager. Sure, she played a character with a flat voice because she can't act (women who can't act are best at playing the parts of robots, much as Arnold did great on film so long as he was in the role of the Terminator), but her character, and her breasts, all three of those things were very appealling. Remember the episode where Ensign Kim is trying to seduce her with his minimalist skills with the opposite sex, and she reacts be deciding to initiate a sexual encounter as a science experiment?
Just think how much better that episode would have been if she had decided to try, as a science experiment, to CUT HIS 'NADS OFF! I mean, was there ever a character, other than Kirk, of course, who truly deserved to be ********* live on tee vee?
SEVEN OF NINE: "Drop your pants. I'm going to emasculate you."
ENSIGN KIM: "Uh... That's not part of the script..."
SEVEN OF NINE: "Watch my breats for a second." (moves back and forth)
ENSIGN KIM: (Looks at her chest, then sudenly seems zoned out.)
SEVEN OF NINE: "Hypnotized?"
ENSIGN KIM: (Looks hypnotized)
SEVEN OF NINE: "Good. I think I shall experiment by first cutting off your left Cowper's Gland."
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[Live step-by-step ********** of one bad actor by another -- ON PRIME TIME!!!]
Ratings would have soared, Star Trek wouldn't have gone down the toilet, and I'd be shacked up with Jeri Ryan in prison -- there IS no better ending than that, I tell yah.






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