don't know if this counts............but in the movie TED mark wahlberg fights with the teddy bear and he kicks the teddybear into the dresser causing a television to fall into his lap and he lays there and starts crying and the teddybear asks "why are you crying?" and mark wahlberg replies "cause my dick got squished by the tv"


there's a furry and a crotch hit i don't know if it counts